Dreams

[Vinyanyérë]

Had a dream that I was standing outside at a large fancy party. Some music from outside of the party suddenly started playing and everyone turned towards the direction it was playing from (there was no apparent source). For some reason, I knew that this represented imminent danger - there would be a not-exactly-natural event that would kill everybody here - so I immediately started sprinting away from the music and down a road to the right.

On the road, I saw two people coming the other way. One was a man on a horse-drawn carriage, and the other was a gigantic bodybuilder-esque man carrying a huge box. I instinctively knew that these people were also extremely dangerous (and related to the other danger), so I turned around to run the other way, but in classic dream fashion I could only maintain a mild jog. My intent, for some reason, was to run back to the party where there were more people, even though there was also soon going to be danger there, so the reason behind my intentions were unclear. The larger man realized that I was running away and started running towards me, and I remember thinking "wtf this is bullshit I'm literally going to die if I don't sprint, why don't I do that instead of jogging". When the man was almost upon me I realized that the reason I couldn't go any faster was because I was in fact in a dream. Normally when I figure this out, the dream world collapses shortly after and I wake up, but this time I thought that I could work with this a little. So in Neo-seeing-the-code fashion I decided to start sprinting away again, but then it occurred to me that I wasn't dreaming big enough. So I ran over to the big guy and ripped him into two pieces telekinetically. Then I ran back to the party ready to annihilate whatever source of danger was producing the music, but I realized that since I had achieved basically limitless power it was no longer a danger and the dream was really boring. So I decided to wake up instead.

[Jam]

Had a weird dream last night in which my childhood friend had gone missing. I turned out that he had secretly won the lottery and purchased a $5 million sausage and eaten some of it. The sausage had the effect that if you eat it and play chess you die if you lose the game. Strange plot device, but I'll take it.

[Dolan]

Dreamt that I met an ex-gf in a weird situation and we were talking about something, at the same time as we were talking I inserted my dick in her, but it was weird because at some point I disconnected the dick from my body and continued to pound her by holding it with my hand. And I could still feel something, as if my shaft had wifi.

But as I was feeling her boobs, I was surprised by how small they were, they were like two slightly swollen pimples. It was very different from how I knew her, she had small, but firm bouncy ones, like supermodels. Then I slapped her puss and she started laughing.

[lejend]

Had a dream that I was looking at a computer screen with all kinds of graphs about ADA, which I think is some kind of cryptocurrency. Then I walked up to Goodspeed in the other room and he explained the whole concept to me. I don't remember anything he said but apparently it's a really good investment.

[fightinfrenchman]

Had a dream about ham hocks

[Jam]

I had an episode of sleep paralysis last night. Someone kept whispering "the shadow man is coming". I was lying on my stomach so I could see anything, then the shadow man came and made a creepy exhalation sound in my ear. I said "fuck off" and woke up.

[gibson]

Had a dream that I had a komodo dragon in my room and it kept on trying to eat a bearded dragon, which I was trying to save.

[harcha]

it's probably an analogy on how life = reptile

[Jam]

I dreamt playing AOE2 and my teammate said I suck.

[Horsemen]

@Mods Can we move this thread out of 'Real-life Discussion'?

[DrWho42]

i had a neuromancer inspired dream. i was trying to connect two ai programmes to make a new consciousness but also under the radar of the turing registry.

[fightinfrenchman]

i had a neuromancer inspired dream. i was trying to connect two ai programmes to make a new consciousness but also under the radar of the turing registry.

Good to see new users participating in the best threads

[lejend]

I thought it was just me

[Jam]

@Mods Can we move this thread out of 'Real-life Discussion'?

Try to make your dreams real.

[chris1089]

Dreams are real even if the content of the dream is fictitious @Horsemen
Some people even dream things that happen in the future.

[Goodspeed]

I thought it was just me

Out of 7 billion?

[chris1089]

I thought it was just me

Out of 7 billion?

When do we get to 8 billion, can't be long surely?

[Goodspeed]

Oh yeah I guess it's 8

[Horsemen]

Dreams are real even if the content of the dream is fictitious @Horsemen
Some people even dream things that happen in the future.

I had a dream that you like to suck dicks

[Jam]

Strange, I had the same dream.

[fightinfrenchman]

Oh yeah I guess it's 8

I have a very distinct memory of having a trivia book as a kid and committing the 6 billion figure to memory. Crazy how fast it's grown

[Jotunir]

I had a dream last night that an ex girlfriend of mine grabbed my hand trying to pull me towards her, but at the same time that was happening, Medusa appeared out of nowhere and petrified her, so I decapitated the gorgon out of anger with my sword to avenge her.

[lejend]

I thought it was just me

Out of 7 billion?

Yeah

[Dolan]

actually dreamt I bought the Surface Duo 2
so predictable, not even sure I have free will anymore

[Yukietti]

I was inside of my vein and was fighting with bacterias today (in my dream)