HOW TO GET PRO AT AOE IN 8 SIMPLE STEPS

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HOW TO GET PRO AT AOE IN 8 SIMPLE STEPS

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Hey guys, Gibson here, and im here to tell all of you how to become pro at aoe3 in 8 simple steps. Have you been losing matches lately because "U have nothing"? This book is for you! Can you only ever make it to the finals as a caster? This book is for you! Have you ever lost to a pr12 jan rush in a tournament? This book is for you! For a cheap price of 2 easy payments of 14.95, you can own my guide, guaranteed to add 10 pr to anyone in just 2 weeks! You can purchase my book here and in this post I've also included an exert from my book as well as the an image of the cover of my book! Enjoy!


Looking to become tighten your builds and improve your macro? If so, you need a precise plan of attack! So many people set out with this goal in mine only to find themselves staring at their pr months later without ANY progress at all. And, if you're trying to make the jump to be a top player, it's even harder. Your opponents are going to battle harder, and any gained pr is so dear. Fortunately, there is a way past this. If you follow these 8 simple steps, you can easily gain 10 pr in under 2 weeks.

Step 1. Always pray to RNjesus before you go in game. I've tested this myself, when I say the RNjesus prayer right before I go in game, I have an 80% win! If I don't, it drops to a measly 35%. The prayer is as follows.

RNJesus, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name;
May good hunts come;
My lag be gone
on eso, as it is in Lan:
Give us this day the 140 food treasure;
And forgive us when we alt-d,
as we forgive them that alt-d against us;
And lead us not into cheating,
But deliver us from Moesbar:
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

Thats guaranteed improvement and all you have to do is say a few words before the game!

To continue reading this guide, please purchase access at the link above
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I especially love the sirmusket flame. Is it true you have <50 friends on facebook?
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coudnt tell you the only reason i made a facebook was so i could get the ghost bike in bike race when i was in middle school, idek the pw to it anymore
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Just implement that OOS button, saves alot of time and nerve.
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we should ask "why" before "how" :)
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I wish I could use Microsoft paint like a pro
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If i had a dollar for every gibsonator shitpost I'd drive a brand new Rolls Royce phantom
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insane.
Why is it not added to Strategy Wall already?
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^^
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thanks gibson, at least we dont have to read 88 pages of pure shite now
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5/5 *****
Amazing value! Finally my PR isn't negative anymore. This has also helped me to save ~8.5 villagerseconds in an average orinoco nr55 game.

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supahons wrote:5/5 *****
Amazing value! Finally my PR isn't negative anymore. This has also helped me to save ~8.5 villagerseconds in an average orinoco nr55 game.

related products:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
ill add this as a testimonial
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At first I was skeptical but after reading Gibson`s book my pr went up by 15 and all the games I`ve play now are EZ. Don`t take my word, go and buy the book for yourself, you won`t regret it!
I rate this product with 5 popcorns and a snickers bar.
Thank you Gibson!
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yesh!
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Step 1-8, play like Garja
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Step 9: point sit like osmane so you pro forever!
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Pinned to strategy wall! Nice guide
Pay more attention to detail.
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Hi! Could you please update the link so that I could purchase it? It seems like a wrong link. Thanks!
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UpMySleeves wrote:At first I was skeptical but after reading Gibson`s book my pr went up by 15 and all the games I`ve play now are EZ. Don`t take my word, go and buy the book for yourself, you won`t regret it!
I rate this product with 5 popcorns and a snickers bar.
Thank you Gibson!
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