Eating bread with whole seeds in it makes me feel like a bird or squirrel

deleted_user · Post by **deleted_user** » 22 Aug 2018, 18:38

Seriously, there's so much of this god damn bread in Seattle that's like 25% raw seeds not ground or anything just in the bread. There are so many seeds they just fall out and leave crevices. I thought the point of bread was it's made from flour and flour is milled? It seriously makes me feel like I'm a bird or a vegan scavenger or a squirrel. The bread ceases to be bread and is more like packed bird food, it's crunchy. Like, do people like this? And they like it so much they pay 2x price for it?

fightinfrenchman · Post by **fightinfrenchman** » 22 Aug 2018, 18:54

Welcome to life as a coastal elitist

QueenOfdestiny · Post by **QueenOfdestiny** » 22 Aug 2018, 18:55

Totally normal in germany
And when you want a decend one you pay around 3€ for 1KG bread like this. It's pretty expencive

gamevideo113 · Post by **gamevideo113** » 22 Aug 2018, 19:08

Scratch the seeds off the bread, smash them until you get some oil out of them and then use the oil to set the city hall on fire. Trust me, after this whole-seeds bread is gonna become illegal.

deleted_user · Post by **deleted_user** » 22 Aug 2018, 21:17

QueenOfdestiny wrote:

Totally normal in germany
And when you want a decend one you pay around 3€ for 1KG bread like this. It's pretty expencive

Completely unappetizing.

Kaiserklein · Post by **Kaiserklein** » 22 Aug 2018, 22:37

Honestly I wanted to flame you for being american and having no taste, but then I realized that at least you're trying to eat real bread and that should be encouraged

deleted_user · Post by **deleted_user** » 23 Aug 2018, 01:10

Bread is one of the few things I upgrade on. I go to Trader Joes only to buy bread because they have better bread than Safeway. I just can't stand bread that isn't bread i.e. they forgot to mill the fucking grains and everyone should agree with me in fact when I was writing this thread I was fantasizing you (a french person) would agree with me.

evilcheadar · Post by **evilcheadar** » 23 Aug 2018, 02:16

Opinions one white bread?

XeeleeFlower · Post by **XeeleeFlower** » 23 Aug 2018, 06:47

Kaiserklein wrote:Honestly I wanted to flame you for being american and having no taste

Why do people always think that Americans have no taste? :sad:

Multigrain bread tastes amazing. Try toasting it and throwing some peanut butter and honey on it.

deleted_user · Post by **deleted_user** » 23 Aug 2018, 06:59

Im not a bird. I'm pro grain milling.

Gendarme · Post by **Gendarme** » 23 Aug 2018, 07:10

You wouldn't be the first bird on ESOC.

fightinfrenchman · Post by **fightinfrenchman** » 18 Oct 2018, 23:01

Upon reflection I've decided this is my favorite thread on ESOC

deleted_user · Post by **deleted_user** » 18 Oct 2018, 23:42

I'm a bird. I concede my anger earlier was due to some cognitive dissonance I was experiencing having preconceived prejudice against bird people. Now I see clearly. I love seeds. And I love bread with seeds. I am happy.

fightinfrenchman · Post by **fightinfrenchman** » 18 Oct 2018, 23:44

I actually think this type of bread is particularly good. The seeds make it artisanal

Dr. D1CK · Post by **Dr. D1CK** » 19 Oct 2018, 12:44

I like white bread, no silly seeds

HUMMAN · Post by **HUMMAN** » 19 Oct 2018, 12:55

It really amuses me how you relate being a bird and eating whole seeds in bread. I appreciate your creative content and looking for your genuine discoveries.

Gendarme · Post by **Gendarme** » 19 Oct 2018, 13:12

XeeleeFlower wrote:Why do people always think that Americans have no taste?

This is why:

XeeleeFlower wrote:throwing some peanut butter and honey on it.

rsy · Post by **rsy** » 19 Oct 2018, 13:41

Gendarme wrote:
XeeleeFlower wrote:Why do people always think that Americans have no taste?

This is why:
XeeleeFlower wrote:throwing some peanut butter and honey on it.

Actually that combo is pretty good

Gendarme · Post by **Gendarme** » 19 Oct 2018, 13:46

It's just a low-IQ sugar and fat dopamine bomb without any depth or nuances of flavour.

lordraphael · Post by **lordraphael** » 19 Oct 2018, 14:21

i was so sure that this is a topic by the ear

Gendarme · Post by **Gendarme** » 19 Oct 2018, 14:21

It basically is.

kami_ryu · Post by **kami_ryu** » 19 Oct 2018, 15:19

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Jam · Post by **Jam** » 19 Oct 2018, 18:59

kami_ryu wrote:Bread in the USA. lol

*Inbread

Ashvin · Post by **Ashvin** » 19 Oct 2018, 19:20

doesnt matter anymore

Horsemen · Post by **Horsemen** » 24 Oct 2018, 12:58

lordraphael wrote:i was so sure that this is a topic by the ear

It's part of the general trend towards ear-ification. The more the ear posts, the more all posts start to resemble his.

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