Winter storm bearing down on PA this weekend

[Dr. D1CK]

I know it’s probably been on everyone’s minds so I think we should just break down and discuss the impending winter storm that threatens to wallop PA over the weekend. How is everyone preparing? Personally we have stock piled a skid of bread and a 55 gallon drum of milk just to be safe.

[fightinfrenchman]

Gonna buy some ramen noodles and perhaps even force some poor soul to deliver me pizza hut pasta in the middle of the storm

[Horsemen]

Wtf are you going to do with 55 gallons of milk?

[fightinfrenchman]

Wtf are you going to do with 55 gallons of milk?

Drink it (obviously)

[dietschlander]

get a pallet of beersh and enough cigarettes

[Dr. D1CK]

The milk is just in case. No body likes to be without milk during a major snow event

[Horsemen]

I personally have stockpiled slats of wood ahead of the coming storm. You never know when you might get cravings for a succulent shaving of wood.

[deleted_user0]

Hairy's wood?

[Horsemen]

Hairy's wood?

Horse wood.

[fightinfrenchman]

Well that was a bust

[Dr. D1CK]

There were people furiously shoveling the 1/2” of snow at midnight at the Church across the street. I guess they realized they wouldn’t have anything to shovel if they waited until 7:00am the next morning and they really wanted to push dat shovel

[Horsemen]

I've got 1/2" of horse wood that I'd like you to shovel

[fightinfrenchman]

It's now extremely cold as we experience an Arctic Freeze. Please pray for the Basement

[evilcheadar]

As I walked into work today I laughed watching coworkers straight up running through the cold to avoid being in it for any longer than needed. All the while I walked normally losing multiple limbs to frostbite.

[Horsemen]

#Pray4Basement

[dietschlander]

I have failed in getting enough drugs and alcohol to survive very long, so I hope the snow in dietschland will be gone tomorrow

[dietschlander]

which it hasnt :S

[Jam]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgtmPokW2l4

[Dr. D1CK]

Well it is spring now (3 days later) the temp is like 54 degrees

[fightinfrenchman]

Well it is spring now (3 days later) the temp is like 54 degrees

We deserve this weather after suffering through an entire day of cold

[Horsemen]

Well it is spring now (3 days later) the temp is like 54 degrees

Thank god for the springtime thaw

[fightinfrenchman]

Actually a polar vortex is coming next week, so start praying for us again.