Why You Should Sit Down to Piss

[Sargsyan]

i used to always sit while pissing when i was 15 yo, then i discovered the outdoors

[Cometk]

I get immense satisfaction out of peeing on lawns

[gamevideo113]

What I REALLY hate is when you have had sex with a girl and you dont immediately go and wash your crown jewels. Not only are you laying there like a beta clown, your penis also start to shrink to a miniature size of it's normal self, there also seem to form a layer of body fluids covering your pee hole.

This WIL:L cause an uncontrollable pee stream.

That's assuiming one's had sex with a girl lol

[gamevideo113]

Oh btw, it's way easier to clean up the droplets with toilet paper if you're sitting than if you're standing. This makes it a no brainer for me.

[Cometk]

Too many dicks in this thread, we need to hear the 3 girls who browse this forum’s opinion on the matter

[Mr_Bramboy]

Glad to see some consensus on this issue.

Now who is brave enough to admit that they sometimes stand up to shit?

I am a big advocate of the nugget stomp technique.

[XeeleeFlower]

As Callen said, it's cleaner to sit and piss. Don't want your pristine ass to touch a public toilet seat? Take some toilet paper, wipe the seat, sit down. Still worried? Take more toilet paper and cover the seat with it. I've never understood why many guys stand when they pee. As someone who has cleaned many toilets/urinals, seeing urine on the floor and walls (wtf guys!) is really gross. Did you know that urine stains and is really fucking hard to clean when it gets in the grout? Walls are even worse. Think of the people who clean up after you.

Women, please stop hovering unless you 1) have extremely good aim and don't dribble all over the toilet seat and/or 2) clean the toilet seat when you're done. Also, clean up your blood and dispose your tampons/pads in the trash. No one wants to be greeted with your bloody tampon on the floor (well, maybe some people do, but that's a rare fetish).

[lejend]

I pee in the sink, so this sounds like a really bad idea.

[tedere12]

You don't make a mess if you pee on the toilet water.

[deleted_user0]

I only sit down if my penis is erect.

That's the only time i don't sit. It doesn't fit.

[Riotcoke]

The best option is just to use a catheter bag obviously. You don't even know you're pissing.

[Kaiserklein]

Good thread

[Riotcoke]

Good thread

Any callen thread is a good thread.

[rsy]

What I REALLY hate is when you have had sex with a girl and you dont immediately go and wash your crown jewels. Not only are you laying there like a beta clown, your penis also start to shrink to a miniature size of it's normal self, there also seem to form a layer of body fluids covering your pee hole.

This WIL:L cause an uncontrollable pee stream.

That's assuiming one's had sex with a girl lol

r/suicidebywords

[evilcheadar]

Just hold your bladder

[Jam]

Just hold your bladder

But it's inside me!

[evilcheadar]

Imagine holding your bladder until it backs up into your only kidney killing you

[Dolan]

Install a self-cleaning urinal like a normal human being.

[edeholland]

Install a self-cleaning urinal like a normal human being.

Sitting on that is super uncomfortable.

[evilcheadar]

Imagine sand on your toilet seat

[Jam]

Imagine sand on your toilet seat

Please stop shitting on the beach.

[princeofcarthage]

am I allowed to roast callenator?

[I_HaRRiiSoN_I]

does anybody after having a number 2 suddenly feel the urge to pee again while washing their hands?

[I_HaRRiiSoN_I]

Also is having a pee in the shower a common thing, asking for a friend

[Riotcoke]

Peeing in the shower is bad.