Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
i used to always sit while pissing when i was 15 yo, then i discovered the outdoors
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
I get immense satisfaction out of peeing on lawns
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Snuden wrote:What I REALLY hate is when you have had sex with a girl and you dont immediately go and wash your crown jewels. Not only are you laying there like a beta clown, your penis also start to shrink to a miniature size of it's normal self, there also seem to form a layer of body fluids covering your pee hole.
This WIL:L cause an uncontrollable pee stream.
That's assuiming one's had sex with a girl lol
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Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Oh btw, it's way easier to clean up the droplets with toilet paper if you're sitting than if you're standing. This makes it a no brainer for me.
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Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Too many dicks in this thread, we need to hear the 3 girls who browse this forum’s opinion on the matter
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fightinfrenchman wrote:Glad to see some consensus on this issue.
Now who is brave enough to admit that they sometimes stand up to shit?
I am a big advocate of the nugget stomp technique.
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As Callen said, it's cleaner to sit and piss. Don't want your pristine ass to touch a public toilet seat? Take some toilet paper, wipe the seat, sit down. Still worried? Take more toilet paper and cover the seat with it. I've never understood why many guys stand when they pee. As someone who has cleaned many toilets/urinals, seeing urine on the floor and walls (wtf guys!) is really gross. Did you know that urine stains and is really fucking hard to clean when it gets in the grout? Walls are even worse. Think of the people who clean up after you.
Women, please stop hovering unless you 1) have extremely good aim and don't dribble all over the toilet seat and/or 2) clean the toilet seat when you're done. Also, clean up your blood and dispose your tampons/pads in the trash. No one wants to be greeted with your bloody tampon on the floor (well, maybe some people do, but that's a rare fetish).
Women, please stop hovering unless you 1) have extremely good aim and don't dribble all over the toilet seat and/or 2) clean the toilet seat when you're done. Also, clean up your blood and dispose your tampons/pads in the trash. No one wants to be greeted with your bloody tampon on the floor (well, maybe some people do, but that's a rare fetish).
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
I pee in the sink, so this sounds like a really bad idea.
Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
You don't make a mess if you pee on the toilet water.
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Snuden wrote:I only sit down if my penis is erect.
That's the only time i don't sit. It doesn't fit.
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
The best option is just to use a catheter bag obviously. You don't even know you're pissing.
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Good thread
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Kaiserklein wrote:Good thread
Any callen thread is a good thread.
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gamevideo113 wrote:Snuden wrote:What I REALLY hate is when you have had sex with a girl and you dont immediately go and wash your crown jewels. Not only are you laying there like a beta clown, your penis also start to shrink to a miniature size of it's normal self, there also seem to form a layer of body fluids covering your pee hole.
This WIL:L cause an uncontrollable pee stream.
That's assuiming one's had sex with a girl lol
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Just hold your bladder
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
But it's inside me!evilcheadar wrote:Just hold your bladder
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Imagine holding your bladder until it backs up into your only kidney killing you
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Install a self-cleaning urinal like a normal human being.
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Sitting on that is super uncomfortable.Dolan wrote:Install a self-cleaning urinal like a normal human being.
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Imagine sand on your toilet seat
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Please stop shitting on the beach.evilcheadar wrote:Imagine sand on your toilet seat
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am I allowed to roast callenator?
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
does anybody after having a number 2 suddenly feel the urge to pee again while washing their hands?
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Re: Why You Should Sit Down to Piss
Also is having a pee in the shower a common thing, asking for a friend
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