I don't even know where he is right now. He flew behind my bed and I lost him. I have a bottle of Febreze by my side so the next time he appears I can use chemical warfare to take him downoccamslightsaber wrote:You’ll never be a mod if you can’t catch a large-sized mosquito. It’s one of our essential job requirements.fightinfrenchman wrote:It's a lot bigger than a mosquito, and he is able to fly so he has a sort of leg up on me in terms of getting aroundShow hidden quotes
Now get in there and swat that motherfker!
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Carpet bomb the entire room with Febreze then. It’s how we won in Vietnam.fightinfrenchman wrote:I don't even know where he is right now. He flew behind my bed and I lost him. I have a bottle of Febreze by my side so the next time he appears I can use chemical warfare to take him downoccamslightsaber wrote:You’ll never be a mod if you can’t catch a large-sized mosquito. It’s one of our essential job requirements.Show hidden quotes
Now get in there and swat that motherfker!
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I don't want my whole room to smell like "fresh-cut pine™"occamslightsaber wrote:Carpet bomb the entire room with Febreze then. It’s how we won in Vietnam.fightinfrenchman wrote:I don't even know where he is right now. He flew behind my bed and I lost him. I have a bottle of Febreze by my side so the next time he appears I can use chemical warfare to take him downShow hidden quotes
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I knew you didn’t have what it takes to be a mod.fightinfrenchman wrote:I don't want my whole room to smell like "fresh-cut pine™"occamslightsaber wrote:Carpet bomb the entire room with Febreze then. It’s how we won in Vietnam.Show hidden quotes
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I hit him with a spray of Febreze and he appeared to fall behind my computer desk but I don't see his body on the floor. Not sure what's going on
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He came back. I sprayed a lot more and now I'm coughing because my entire room is full of Febreze. However I did isolate him into a box and sprayed heavily into it so I think he has been taken care of
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Nice
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imagine having legs 2x longer than your body
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Would likely make it hard to get pants that fit welldeleted_user wrote:imagine having legs 2x longer than your body
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and its that time againevilcheadar wrote:and its that time againevilcheadar wrote:and its that time againevilcheadar wrote:Once again time to rot brain with beer
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oh, I saw your name @evilcheadar and was wondering how a good post, or wisdom words you would rain down on us. Sorry, I was put down, again :)
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I have to tips for hunting mosquitos (my gf always complains about it in the middle of the night and then makes me hunt them).
1. Dont use spray you wussy. Just kill them with your bare hands.
2. When you've lost them, turn on one lamp (I used to have a really warm one which is nice) and hope it attracts them. Also I feel like a smaller lamp casts shadows more nicely so you might actually spot the mosquitos shadow.
Also mosquito bites arent actually bad. If you dont scratch them they disappear within an hour.
1. Dont use spray you wussy. Just kill them with your bare hands.
2. When you've lost them, turn on one lamp (I used to have a really warm one which is nice) and hope it attracts them. Also I feel like a smaller lamp casts shadows more nicely so you might actually spot the mosquitos shadow.
Also mosquito bites arent actually bad. If you dont scratch them they disappear within an hour.
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And it's that time again.
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Is this really true?RefluxSemantic wrote: Also mosquito bites arent actually bad. If you dont scratch them they disappear within an hour.
I assume it's mosquitoes although maybe it's other bugs, but every year from now through September I get bitten all over my legs. I think I must secrete some hormone that attracts them.
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It really is true. I'm not really bothered by the bites anymore nowadays.
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Your posts never let me downiwillspankyou wrote:oh, I saw your name @evilcheadar and was wondering how a good post, or wisdom words you would rain down on us. Sorry, I was put down, again :)
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Spent $24 on a doordashed papa john’s medium pizza. It didn’t have the pepperoni I paid extra for. Ended up driving past that same papa johns 15 minutes later to get limes for corona beers
Then came the bloomin onion I got delivered to me today. Was good tbh ngl
Then came the bloomin onion I got delivered to me today. Was good tbh ngl
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Been thinking more and more about "you can contact hymn" lately
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We just ordered Chuck E. Cheese like retards
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