Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster

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Don't spray spiders.
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Just trap the spider in a box or something and bring it outside.
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Just reach up to the spider and kill it with your bare hand, like a real men.
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Bear Grylls it for additional nourishment.
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The fuck is manly about killing a spider?

Bring it back to its natural habitat
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Befriend the spider and use him to kill your enemies in their sleep
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Horsemen wrote:Befriend the spider and use him to kill your enemies in their sleep
What if my enemies never sleep because I'm too loud?
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Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?

Bring it back to its natural habitat
Fear is not manly. Having no fear is manly.

Ar least thats what boomers like Dolan will say.
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Is liebing manly?
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No, a real boomer would say the spider had no business being in a home, so you're just dealing with a trespasser at this point.
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I always have a few spiders on board to deal with mosquitos and other nasty little critters.
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edeholland wrote:I always have a few spiders on board to deal with mosquitos and other nasty little critters.
Yeah, spiders are actually pretty useful and they don't bother you.
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ESOC is super manly. We pee sitting down.
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Define "manly". The way that word is typically used, I don't think I even want to be it.
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Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
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fightinfrenchman wrote:Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
First, define “Liebe”
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fightinfrenchman wrote:Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
First, define “Liebe”
I'm just sitting here struggling to wrap my head around it. Why would liebing be the best course of action? Just stay in bed if you didn't get enough sleep, it's not like I was getting up and making noise.
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They could have just asked themselves "hm, what would Hitler do?" And do just that. But they were too nice, so they just left. :|
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Dolan wrote:They could have just asked themselves "hm, what would Hitler do?" And do just that. But they were too nice, so they just left.
Honestly I don't think even Hitler would liebe. It's not just about being bad, it's about inflicting pain to yourself by ruining your own vacation. I feel like Hitler would rather have a fun beach vacation than liebe
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Idk, I think Hitler would have come up with a final solution about the source of his annoyance. Then he would have gone to the beach, yeah.
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Dolan wrote:Idk, I think Hitler would have come up with a final solution about the source of his annoyance. Then he would have gone to the beach, yeah.
He would have already been at the beach in this scenario. However due to the social alienation put upon the liebers I've actually said that they sort of did to themselves what the Nazis did to the Jews.
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Goodspeed wrote:Define "manly". The way that word is typically used, I don't think I even want to be it.
Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?
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@Amsel_ You didn't actually respond
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Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?

Bring it back to its natural habitat
What if the house IS its natural habitat? :maniac:

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