Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Don't spray spiders.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Just trap the spider in a box or something and bring it outside.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Just reach up to the spider and kill it with your bare hand, like a real men.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Bear Grylls it for additional nourishment.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
The fuck is manly about killing a spider?
Bring it back to its natural habitat
Bring it back to its natural habitat
Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Befriend the spider and use him to kill your enemies in their sleep
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What if my enemies never sleep because I'm too loud?Horsemen wrote:Befriend the spider and use him to kill your enemies in their sleep
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Fear is not manly. Having no fear is manly.Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?
Bring it back to its natural habitat
Ar least thats what boomers like Dolan will say.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Is liebing manly?
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
No, a real boomer would say the spider had no business being in a home, so you're just dealing with a trespasser at this point.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
I always have a few spiders on board to deal with mosquitos and other nasty little critters.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Yeah, spiders are actually pretty useful and they don't bother you.edeholland wrote:I always have a few spiders on board to deal with mosquitos and other nasty little critters.
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ESOC is super manly. We pee sitting down.
Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Define "manly". The way that word is typically used, I don't think I even want to be it.
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
First, define “Liebe”fightinfrenchman wrote:Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
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I'm just sitting here struggling to wrap my head around it. Why would liebing be the best course of action? Just stay in bed if you didn't get enough sleep, it's not like I was getting up and making noise.Horsemen wrote:First, define “Liebe”fightinfrenchman wrote:Seriously though, how could you think liebing is the best possible outcome for a vacation?
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They could have just asked themselves "hm, what would Hitler do?" And do just that. But they were too nice, so they just left. ![Disbelieving :|](./images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif)
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Honestly I don't think even Hitler would liebe. It's not just about being bad, it's about inflicting pain to yourself by ruining your own vacation. I feel like Hitler would rather have a fun beach vacation than liebeDolan wrote:They could have just asked themselves "hm, what would Hitler do?" And do just that. But they were too nice, so they just left.
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Idk, I think Hitler would have come up with a final solution about the source of his annoyance. Then he would have gone to the beach, yeah.
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He would have already been at the beach in this scenario. However due to the social alienation put upon the liebers I've actually said that they sort of did to themselves what the Nazis did to the Jews.Dolan wrote:Idk, I think Hitler would have come up with a final solution about the source of his annoyance. Then he would have gone to the beach, yeah.
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Goodspeed wrote:Define "manly". The way that word is typically used, I don't think I even want to be it.
Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?
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@Amsel_ You didn't actually respond
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Re: Explaining "Liebe" in as much detail as my diseased brain can muster
What if the house IS its natural habitat?Goodspeed wrote:The fuck is manly about killing a spider?
Bring it back to its natural habitat
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