Official "share your diseases/medical issues" thread

[fightinfrenchman]

This thread was inspired by the fact that I've had a pretty bad stomach bug over the past couple days that I think I got from evil cheadar tbh. Anyway post whatever medical issues you're having in this thread.

@deleted_user4 You okay? https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-n ... s-n1119486

[n0el]

I’ve spent 5000$ at various medical offices in the last 2 years and I’m yet undiagnosed.

[fightinfrenchman]

I’ve spent 5000$ at various medical offices in the last 2 years and I’m yet undiagnosed.

Explain your symptoms, @evilcheadar may be able to diagnosis your issue

[n0el]

I’d rather not

[fightinfrenchman]

I'm afraid I have to insist you share your deeply personal medical records with ESOC

[evilcheadar]

I'm sorry about the erectile dysfunction

[evilcheadar]

My nose has been running pretty much like a faucet at some points in the last few days. I probably hyper extended my wrist a bit at the armwrestling tourney.

[fightinfrenchman]

I've spent the last three days with what I describe as "crippling" diarrhea

[Jam]

I've spent the last three days with what I describe as "crippling" diarrhea

Another day, another toilet bowl crushed by souls of blackness.

[Kawapasaka]

Lost my voice for a few days because of the smoke but that was all for a while.

[fightinfrenchman]

I've spent the last three days with what I describe as "crippling" diarrhea

Another day, another toilet bowl crushed by souls of blackness.

It's mostly brown but yeah. Let's just say there have been a lot of flushes

[gibson]

I just dont feel good, I think its a combination of bad diet, no exercise, and worry

[edeholland]

I think I sometimes am lactose intolerant. I'm gonna get my blood tested some time to find out more.

[fightinfrenchman]

I just dont feel good, I think its a combination of bad diet, no exercise, and worry

Why don't you just exercise, have a good diet, and not worry?

[RefluxSemantic]

I get acid reflux sometimes, probably due to a bad diet (too much lemonade, coffee and alcohol). I also have had ACL reconstruction with I suppose medium results. Otherwise I'm feeling very healthy. I can be around sick people all the times without getting sick myself nowadays, which is a pretty nice skill to have. I can't remember the last time I had the flu either.

EDIT: Actually, I am allergic to some plant that fucks me up from september to november, but I have no idea what it is exactly. Always feel like shit then, but now I'm feeling great again.

[fightinfrenchman]

I think I have acid reflux as well, I often get pretty bad heartburn. For some reason laying on your left side instead of your right when laying down alleviates it a lot.

[evilcheadar]

I think I have acid reflux as well, I often get pretty bad heartburn. For some reason laying on your left side instead of your right when laying down alleviates it a lot.

That has to do with the curve of your stomach leading up into the esophagus. Laying on your right pools stomach acid on your esophageal sphincter. Where as on your left side the acid can pool more on the stomach lining proper.

[fightinfrenchman]

I think I have acid reflux as well, I often get pretty bad heartburn. For some reason laying on your left side instead of your right when laying down alleviates it a lot.

That has to do with the curve of your stomach leading up into the esophagus. Laying on your right pools stomach acid on your esophageal sphincter. Where as on your left side the acid can pool more on the stomach lining proper.

Interesting. When I first read that tip I thought it would be very slight but you can really feel a significant difference immediately

[gibson]

I get acid reflux sometimes, probably due to a bad diet (too much lemonade, coffee and alcohol). I also have had ACL reconstruction with I suppose medium results. Otherwise I'm feeling very healthy. I can be around sick people all the times without getting sick myself nowadays, which is a pretty nice skill to have. I can't remember the last time I had the flu either.

EDIT: Actually, I am allergic to some plant that fucks me up from september to november, but I have no idea what it is exactly. Always feel like shit then, but now I'm feeling great again.

The place where I live everyone has tons of pollen, many people including myself are allergic, in fact many adults who dont have allergy issues develop allergies just from living there

[deleted_user]

I am pretty sure I have a slipped disc and it hasn't improved in 5 weeks.

[EAGLEMUT]

I've self-diagnosed myself with the precordial catch syndrome.

[deleted_user]

I've self-diagnosed myself with the precordial catch syndrome.

Holy shit, there's a term for this phenomenon. Relief! Sweet absolution of fear.

[Horsemen]

Pent up mental retardation

[harcha]

Pent up mental retardation

*of the acute kind

[Jam]

Self-diagnosed hypochondriac.