COVID-19 / Coronavirus Outbreak

[gibson]

Thats just not right, try fact checking you boomer.

It's based on facts

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... calculator

Actually read the article than tell me again how its going to take 7 years for my life to get back to normal.

[Dolan]

calculating based on the rate weeks ago is dumb and pointless

It's Bloomberg, world-class journalism

[Dolan]

Thats just not right, try fact checking you boomer.

It's based on facts

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... calculator

Actually read the article than tell me again how its going to take 7 years for my life to get back to normal.

The article doesn't talk about gibson's life tbh

[fightinfrenchman]

On my Android phone, the PA Department of Health site to see if you're eligible for the vaccine doesn't let you type in your birthday, you have to scroll month by month. So insanely stupid, particularly for old people who need it most

[edeholland]

You can click on "2021" and scroll year by year.

[edeholland]

[fightinfrenchman]

You can click on "2021" and scroll year by year.

Not very clear apparently

[RefluxSemantic]

Thats just not right, try fact checking you boomer.

It's based on facts

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... calculator

Actually read the article than tell me again how its going to take 7 years for my life to get back to normal.

The rate of vaccinating should hopefully pick up, but the current rate is disappointing. Even if vaccine production is currently the bottleneck, I am worried for the ability of many countries to pick up the pace once more vaccines become available.

[Jotunir]

Greetings everyone! At last, I am finally infected with coronavirus!

[fightinfrenchman]

Greetings everyone! At last, I am finally infected with coronavirus!

I hope you enjoy the constant diarrhea I experienced

[evilcheadar]

Greetings everyone! At last, I am finally infected with coronavirus!

It’s over

[Mr_Bramboy]

Good, now you won't need the Chinese vaccin.

[Jotunir]

Greetings everyone! At last, I am finally infected with coronavirus!

I hope you enjoy the constant diarrhea I experienced

That is the only thing I haven't enjoyed (yet)

Good, now you won't need the Chinese vaccin.

That is exactly what I thought.

(It's pretty mild for now, I just need to rest and recover)

[fightinfrenchman]

Seems like this could have been done weeks ago but let's get those shots going

[Horsemen]

Seems like this could have been done weeks ago but let's get those shots going

Europe sucks tbh

[voigt1240]

''Tokyo asks China to stop anal swab tests for COVID-19 on Japanese citizens''
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-heal ... SKCN2AT21Q

[harcha]

When metaphorically fucking you isn't enough.

[Horsemen]

''Tokyo asks China to stop anal swab tests for COVID-19 on Japanese citizens''
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-heal ... SKCN2AT21Q

they're just returning the favour after ww2

[RefluxSemantic]

Imagine when this shit is all over and you get to do fun things again. I have already planned out all the shit I want to do when life is normal again. A short summary
- Have dinner with my friends. When I see them I give them a hug. We eat and then get wasted and then go to some huge fucking party and we're all wasted and having fun and then we have shitty turkish food afterwards, make some random friends, fall off of our bikes, chill on the street for at least 10 minutes and then try to not fall asleep the second we get home
- Next day I want to go to a restaurant again. Thinking sushi atm. It's going to be great
- Then I'm going to have the huge 9 course christmas dinner with friends that we've had to postpone
- The day afterwards I'm going to play a football match, score at least 3 goals (this is my fantasy so piss off with the reality that I'm shite) and get drunk with my team
- The morning afterwards I'm booking a week long vacation to tenerife.
Life's going to be so fucking great again. What would you guys do if life was normal again?

[fightinfrenchman]

Go visit my family in NYC and ride a crowded subway while I'm there

Hit up Joe's Seafood in DC and order a filet mignon, lobster tail, and some $295/oz scotch

Go to as many concerts as I possibly can

Visit Europe

[edeholland]

- Visit my parents
- Invite more than 2 people in my house at a time

[princeofcarthage]

- Eh I am already doing these things since June last year so...

[fightinfrenchman]

Seems like a good idea. Don't see any potential downsides

[RefluxSemantic]

- Eh I am already doing these things since June last year so...

If you've been doing what I am going to be doing once things are normal since June then I'm concerned about your health. You might be suffering from alcoholism.

[fightinfrenchman]

@RefluxSemantic India does seem to have a particularly high level of seroprevalence with relatively low deaths. I'm assuming that's partially by having a relatively younger population but maybe there's something genetic there that makes it not hit as hard.