Business Ideas
- fightinfrenchman
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Business Ideas
Use this thread to post your interesting business ideas that you don't have the money/time/will to actually try yourself.
Mine: an app that is basically Google Maps but gives you directions to the closest place that is 70 degrees and sunny (you can adjust those parameters to whatever weather you specifically want and it takes into account the forecast with how long it will take to get to the destination).
Mine: an app that is basically Google Maps but gives you directions to the closest place that is 70 degrees and sunny (you can adjust those parameters to whatever weather you specifically want and it takes into account the forecast with how long it will take to get to the destination).
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- Mr_Bramboy
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Get a job, you fucking hippie.
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A friend of mine told me if he had the money, he'd build private prisons in West Africa (where he is from), because as you know the region has a high population growth rate.
- princeofcarthage
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Jam with making mother proud genius idea again.
Fine line to something great is a strange change.
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so open a bank?Jam wrote:Sell money.
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- Jaeger
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Any loan or investment. 'Sell money' sounds dumb but it's literally how our economy functions.
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- Riotcoke
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Something that cures depression and works instantly, i'll be a millionare in no time.
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Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
- [TLDT]Amsterda
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Just 12% PA? I'm not familiar with this horse.Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
- fightinfrenchman
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Why is having glue a "win"Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
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You won’t need to turn me into glue because the 12% return is guaranteedAmsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
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Sell it and become a glue mogul.fightinfrenchman wrote:Why is having glue a "win"Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
- fightinfrenchman
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You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
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You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
- fightinfrenchman
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There's only one horse on the internet asking for money thoughAmsel_ wrote:You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
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Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.fightinfrenchman wrote:There's only one horse on the internet asking for money thoughAmsel_ wrote:You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
- fightinfrenchman
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Hahaha I just imagined a horse trying to swipe right with a fucking hoof
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Are you serious?? Until now I thought I was the only horse on the internetAmsel_ wrote:Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.fightinfrenchman wrote:There's only one horse on the internet asking for money thoughShow hidden quotes
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That requires moneyJam wrote:Sell money.
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back in the 90s horses could just star in TV shows
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Funny how the latin roots of "horse" and "equity" are so similar.Amsel_ wrote:Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.fightinfrenchman wrote:There's only one horse on the internet asking for money thoughShow hidden quotes
It's almost as if equity meant a horse you'd bet on to make money.
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- Gendarme
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An extension that allows you to stream your game footage and music seperately to twitch, so that viewers can decide to turn off or turn on the music you're listening to.
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