Business Ideas

This is for discussions about news, politics, sports, other games, culture, philosophy etc.
User avatar
No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 23505
Joined: Oct 17, 2015
Location: Pennsylvania

Business Ideas

Post by fightinfrenchman »

Use this thread to post your interesting business ideas that you don't have the money/time/will to actually try yourself.

Mine: an app that is basically Google Maps but gives you directions to the closest place that is 70 degrees and sunny (you can adjust those parameters to whatever weather you specifically want and it takes into account the forecast with how long it will take to get to the destination).
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
Image
User avatar
Great Britain Horsemen
Jaeger
Posts: 2998
Joined: Sep 24, 2018

Re: Business Ideas

  • Quote

Post by Horsemen »

A video game forum
User avatar
Netherlands Mr_Bramboy
Retired Contributor
Donator 01
Posts: 8219
Joined: Feb 26, 2015
ESO: [VOC] Bram
Location: Amsterdam

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Mr_Bramboy »

Get a job, you fucking hippie.
User avatar
No Flag Djigit
Howdah
Posts: 1605
Joined: Nov 15, 2015

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Djigit »

A friend of mine told me if he had the money, he'd build private prisons in West Africa (where he is from), because as you know the region has a high population growth rate.

Image
Canada Jam
Jaeger
Posts: 3107
Joined: May 16, 2015
ESO: Hyperactive Jam

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Jam »

Sell money.
User avatar
Kiribati princeofcarthage
Retired Contributor
Posts: 8861
Joined: Aug 28, 2015
Location: Milky Way!

Re: Business Ideas

Post by princeofcarthage »

Jam with making mother proud genius idea again.
Fine line to something great is a strange change.
User avatar
Great Britain Horsemen
Jaeger
Posts: 2998
Joined: Sep 24, 2018

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Horsemen »

Jam wrote:Sell money.
so open a bank?
Canada Jam
Jaeger
Posts: 3107
Joined: May 16, 2015
ESO: Hyperactive Jam

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Jam »

Any loan or investment. 'Sell money' sounds dumb but it's literally how our economy functions.
France iNcog
Ninja
Posts: 13236
Joined: Mar 7, 2015

Re: Business Ideas

Post by iNcog »

-- deleted post --

Reason: on request (off-topic bulk delete)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/incog_aoe
Garja wrote: ↑
20 Mar 2020, 21:46
I just hope DE is not going to implement all of the EP changes. Right now it is a big clusterfuck.
User avatar
Great Britain Riotcoke
Retired Contributor
ECL Reigning ChampsDonator 01
Posts: 4088
Joined: May 7, 2019
ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Dorsetshire
Clan: UwU

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Riotcoke »

Something that cures depression and works instantly, i'll be a millionare in no time.
Image

twitch.tv/stangoesdeepTV
User avatar
United States of America Amsel_
Howdah
Posts: 1855
Joined: Jan 29, 2018
ESO: The_Amsel

Re: Business Ideas

  • Quote

Post by Amsel_ »

Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
User avatar
No Flag [TLDT]Amsterda
Dragoon
Posts: 364
Joined: Aug 18, 2019
ESO: Amsterda

Re: Business Ideas

Post by [TLDT]Amsterda »

Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
Just 12% PA? I'm not familiar with this horse.
User avatar
No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 23505
Joined: Oct 17, 2015
Location: Pennsylvania

Re: Business Ideas

Post by fightinfrenchman »

Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
Why is having glue a "win"
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
Image
User avatar
Great Britain Horsemen
Jaeger
Posts: 2998
Joined: Sep 24, 2018

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Horsemen »

Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
You won’t need to turn me into glue because the 12% return is guaranteed
User avatar
United States of America Amsel_
Howdah
Posts: 1855
Joined: Jan 29, 2018
ESO: The_Amsel

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Amsel_ »

fightinfrenchman wrote:
Amsel_ wrote:Start a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt for horses that borrow money over the internet to invest in stocks. It's a win-win because you either get 12% APR or you can turn them into glue.
Why is having glue a "win"
Sell it and become a glue mogul.
User avatar
No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 23505
Joined: Oct 17, 2015
Location: Pennsylvania

Re: Business Ideas

Post by fightinfrenchman »

You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
Image
User avatar
United States of America Amsel_
Howdah
Posts: 1855
Joined: Jan 29, 2018
ESO: The_Amsel

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Amsel_ »

fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.
User avatar
No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 23505
Joined: Oct 17, 2015
Location: Pennsylvania

Re: Business Ideas

Post by fightinfrenchman »

Amsel_ wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.
There's only one horse on the internet asking for money though
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
Image
User avatar
United States of America Amsel_
Howdah
Posts: 1855
Joined: Jan 29, 2018
ESO: The_Amsel

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Amsel_ »

fightinfrenchman wrote:
Amsel_ wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:You can't become a mogul by having one horse worth of glue.
You just repeat the process a hundred times. Remember to not sell the glue immediately. You need to short glue futures while also flooding the market with glue to manipulate the price downwards.
There's only one horse on the internet asking for money though
Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.
User avatar
No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 23505
Joined: Oct 17, 2015
Location: Pennsylvania

Re: Business Ideas

Post by fightinfrenchman »

Hahaha I just imagined a horse trying to swipe right with a fucking hoof
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
Image
User avatar
Great Britain Horsemen
Jaeger
Posts: 2998
Joined: Sep 24, 2018

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Horsemen »

Amsel_ wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:
Show hidden quotes
There's only one horse on the internet asking for money though
Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.
Are you serious?? Until now I thought I was the only horse on the internet
User avatar
Netherlands Goodspeed
Retired Contributor
Posts: 13002
Joined: Feb 27, 2015

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Goodspeed »

Jam wrote:Sell money.
That requires money
User avatar
Tokelau jesus3
Jaeger
Posts: 2353
Joined: Aug 5, 2016

Re: Business Ideas

Post by jesus3 »

back in the 90s horses could just star in TV shows
Image
User avatar
No Flag Djigit
Howdah
Posts: 1605
Joined: Nov 15, 2015

Re: Business Ideas

Post by Djigit »

Amsel_ wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:
Show hidden quotes
There's only one horse on the internet asking for money though
Not true, there's a bunch out there. Horses are notorious for leveraged equities trading. Set your tinder profile to "horses only." My phone doesn't stop beeping because of all the horses asking to borrow money.
Funny how the latin roots of "horse" and "equity" are so similar.
Image
It's almost as if equity meant a horse you'd bet on to make money.
No Flag RefluxSemantic
Gendarme
Posts: 5996
Joined: Jun 4, 2019

Re: Business Ideas

Post by RefluxSemantic »

An extension that allows you to stream your game footage and music seperately to twitch, so that viewers can decide to turn off or turn on the music you're listening to.

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

Which top 10 players do you wish to see listed?

All-time

Active last two weeks

Active last month

Supremacy

Treaty

Official

ESOC Patch

Treaty Patch

1v1 Elo

2v2 Elo

3v3 Elo

Power Rating

Which streams do you wish to see listed?

Twitch

Age of Empires III

Age of Empires IV