Naming your child the same name as yourself so that you get a SR at the end of your name

[gibson]

thoughtsh?

[Hawk_Girl]

idk hawk_girl sr doesn't really have a ring to it

[theonlybaus]

idk hawk_girl sr doesn't really have a ring to it

That was a low PR joke.

[dansil92]

As a parent: you do not want to have to give a child with your own name heck for doing things you do because it just accentuates how much of a filthy hipocrite you are. Feels better when its not your own name

[deleted_user]

the way I see it, it's a loophole to add DLC to your name that's otherwise locked behind a paywall

[Cocaine]

the way I see it, it's a loophole to add DLC to your name that's otherwise locked behind a paywall

Ima name my child cocaine.

[fei123456]

gibson pro, gibson max, gibson ultra?

[Le Hussard sur le toit]

I can't because I'll name him Cauchy-Schwarz, Navier-Stokes, or maybe Sobolev-space.

[voigt1240]

I never understood why female juniors aren't a thing or at least extremely rare.

[deleted_user]

patriarchy

[Victor_swe]

Have to save some DE names for my kids before theyre all taken.

[evilcheadar]

Cheadar Sr ngl

[chris1089]

I can't because I'll name him Cauchy-Schwarz, Navier-Stokes, or maybe Sobolev-space.

Can I derail this thread into talking about how I first learnt about the Cauchy-Schwarz identity and asking what the other references are to?

[Le Hussard sur le toit]

Navier-Stokes equations are complicated partial differential equations that describe viscous fluids. Sobolev spaces are the standard functional spaces used in analysis and particularly in partial differential equations.

[duckzilla]

Why wasting the opportunity to give your child a humble name like Caesar-Augustus Maximus Dux Invictus, Charlemagne Amenhotep or Hypatia Eurydike Cassiopeia?

[aaryngend]

In some cultures, you don't give your child the same first name as you, instead the father takes the grandfather's first name and names his child after him.

[Dolan]

>wanting to have a boomer name

Might as well buy a Cadillac and retire in Florida too.

[Victor_swe]

I just recently signed The pappers for my sons name. And now im realizing i shud have asked this community for tips first.

[Dolan]

They would have probably suggested Adolf.

[voigt1240]

A strong masculine name. I like it.

[duckzilla]

Having the same root as Æthelwulf the name means "noble wolf"

[gibson]

Just name it Beowulf, I've recently realized I automatically think old things= good so Beowulf would be a great name.

[Horsemen]

marry a woman with a double-barelled surname and give your child a triple-barelled surname

[lejend]

Why saddle your child with a cringe name like Beowulf when you can give him a chad Puritan name like 'Praise-God', 'Fear-God', or the ever-popular 'Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned'

[chris1089]

Why saddle your child with a cringe name like Beowulf when you can give him a chad Puritan name like 'Praise-God', 'Fear-God', or the ever-popular 'Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned'

Lol