Prince Phillip tribute thread

[princeofcarthage]

Prince Philip: An extraordinary man who led an extraordinary life

https://flip.it/by5JU6

[Dolan]

He mastered the art of making the best of an embarassing position of being a prince consort and he did it sometimes with some pretty cool lack of royal style.

[Mr_Bramboy]

Royalists to the guillotine.

[n0el]

down with the monarchy

[Dolan]

Philip: "Who are you?"
Simon Kelner: "I'm the editor-in-chief of The Independent, Sir."
Philip: "What are you doing here?"
Kelner: "You invited me."
Philip: "Well, you didn't have to come!"

"People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."

"I suppose I would get in a lot of trouble if I were to melt them down."

"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested."

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

“You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.

The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.

British women can't cook.

It’s a vast waste of space

You look like a suicide bomber

Are we going to need ear plugs?

Children go to school because their parents don’t want them in the house

Are you running away from something?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

Who do you sponge off?

Just take the fucking picture!

Prince of banter

[Mr_Bramboy]

There is no better way to celebrate the death of an Imperialist than to realize that his death comes one day after Thatcher's.

[fightinfrenchman]

@Mr_Bramboy Why do you care about Margaret Thatcher, you're like 15 years old

[Mr_Bramboy]

@Mr_Bramboy Why do you care about Margaret Thatcher, you're like 15 years old

Royalists must pay for their crimes against humanity, no matter their age.

[fightinfrenchman]

@Mr_Bramboy Why do you care about Margaret Thatcher, you're like 15 years old

Royalists must pay for their crimes against humanity, no matter their age.

She's dead, it's fine

[pecelot]

oy vey yes the wicked witch is dead let's celebrate by blowing up more cars

that's cringe, father

[princeofcarthage]

Royalists to the guillotine.

You are ridiculous

[princeofcarthage]

down with the monarchy

I get you are against monarchy but no need to piss on a man's funeral who dedicated his life to his country.

[Mr_Bramboy]

Lick more Imperialist boots, wagie.

[Astaroth]

Honestly, while he made some racist remarks, generally his comments were often extremely hilarious.

Obviously no fan of the monarchy, anyway.

[princeofcarthage]

Lick more Imperialist boots, wagie.

Says the guy who keeps photo of his king

[pecelot]

busted!!! he's a fraud!!!

[Dolan]

Of the many honours and titles bestowed on the Duke of Edinburgh, the strangest was his status as a deity to a remote south-west Pacific people.
The Prince Philip Movement, a sect followed by the Yaohnanen tribe on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu, believed him to be the pale-skinned son of an ancient mountain spirit.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... -edinburgh