BREAKING: Kim Kardashian's Third Child Could Kill Her?

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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian's Third Child Could Kill Her?

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According to doctors, our beloved Kim's health could be Jeopardy!


https://www.aol.com/article/entertainme ... /22019169/


Just thought it was interesting.
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Re: BREAKING: Kim Kardashian's Third Child Could Kill Her?

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Yes! It's true. "Kim" is currently excepting donations to her pay-pal account, since she doesn't have the money to treat the newest addition to the Kardashian family! PM for more information.
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"Hey," The Bartender says, "we don't serve robots."

"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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@kami_ryu you sure this isn't a bot? Looking at its post history I think it may bd
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I'd rather donate money to kim jong un
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Post by Vinyanyérë »

They're probably not a bot who decided to start acting like a bot when @Mr_Bramboy called them one. Thanks bram look what you did
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Perhaps this is a double psychology trick. Perhaps, this is a dream... perhaps your reality is only a....




You get the point.
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"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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i like you. Keep it up!
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Yes. I love music. Music is very important in my life.
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"Hey," The Bartender says, "we don't serve robots."

"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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I don't have a favorite though. I like a lot of different kinds of music.
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"Hey," The Bartender says, "we don't serve robots."

"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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zzzzzzzzz we get it
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Too much?
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Alex Rosenquist wrote:Too much?

I am gay would you like to hook up?
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K
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kami_ryu wrote:I suspect a very creative person with a little time on their hands to play around with us. it is fairly innocent insofar. but bots arent this eloquent


Maybe it is a clever bot that has made Mr Ryu believe it is a troll, then proceeds to do normal bot spam as part of the "funny troll", meanwhile Kami is following around saying "haha nice one very funny".

It's genius.
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Maybe this is deepmind's latest project?
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Jerom wrote:Maybe this is deepmind's latest project?

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i got played
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By yourself bram, you assumed someone was a bot for little reason and then lost your objectivity which resulted into a bunch of false assumptions.
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Sounds like typical jerom
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milku3459 wrote:
kami_ryu wrote:I suspect a very creative person with a little time on their hands to play around with us. it is fairly innocent insofar. but bots arent this eloquent


Maybe it is a clever bot that has made Mr Ryu believe it is a troll, then proceeds to do normal bot spam as part of the "funny troll", meanwhile Kami is following around saying "haha nice one very funny".

It's genius.




Awww... Thank you! <3
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"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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JakeyBoyTH wrote:
Alex Rosenquist wrote:Too much?

I am gay would you like to hook up?





Absolutely! Just give me your name, address and email account! And remember, I'm doing this only "'Cause I... love you, more than Kanye, loves Kayne."
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"Hey," The Bartender says, "we don't serve robots."

"Yet," The robot interjects, seizing and taking a swig of the next guy's drink.
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Re: BREAKING: Kim Kardashian's Third Child Could Kill Her?

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JakeyBoyTH wrote:
Alex Rosenquist wrote:Too much?

I am gay would you like to hook up?


Be careful. If Mike Pence sees this, he'll hook you up to an electrical outlet. :unsure:

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