The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Place open for new posts — threads with fresh content will be moved to either Real-life Discussion or ESOC Talk sub-forums, where you can create new topics.
No Flag storm_999_
Crossbow
Posts: 2
Joined: Feb 15, 2016

The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by storm_999_ »

Hi guys!

Some of you may have known me from the TR community of this forum, my youtube videos, and my other antics that made me (in)famous. My ESO is storm_999_ and I'm a TR player from Turkey. Another player you might know is Lukas_L99 (aka Markus_Heining), an even better worse TR player. Well turns out he wanted to live across the the world, and his first stop was Turkey, so here is us meeting up.

His flight was late and he was a bit tired so we went out for a bite at Şehzade Erzurum Cağ Kebabı - THE best Kebab joint in Istanbul. Then we had a Brit mirror (BO9) on andes on LAN where I beat him 5-0 and Lukas accepting the fact that I can beat him without any mods. With tears in his eyes, visibly shaking and with his ego destroyed, he genuflected before my feet like a disciple in front of his master, and took took my blessing.

Anyway he's leaving in a week and says his next stop is USA where he's going to inspect dicktator's skills and whether dicktator_ can really beat him without any funny business. Good luck dicktator!

Anyway here's a quick pic (http://i.share.pho.to/bb2e5ea1_o.jpeg) - Guess which is which - my skin color is relevant here!!
Attachments
NIKON_DSCN8382.jpg
User avatar
United States of America Durokan
Retired Contributor
Posts: 970
Joined: Apr 12, 2015
ESO: Durokan

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Durokan »

How does the title relate to the post? Also pick looks kinda weird, like your heads are from a different person....

Both heads are blurry, edges seem to contrast too much. Skin color is different from neck as well... Maybe i'm just paranoid and insensitive.

Edit: atleast try a little bit harder next time.....

Image
Check out my Custom Map Workshop here!
http://eso-community.net/viewtopic.php?p=98718#top
User avatar
Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1437
Joined: Nov 15, 2015

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Gichtenlord »

Just compare this guy as the bdpscolony of treaty
r]
No Flag storm_999_
Crossbow
Posts: 2
Joined: Feb 15, 2016

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by storm_999_ »

Durokan wrote:How does the title relate to the post? Also pick looks kinda weird, like your heads are from a different person....

Both heads are blurry, edges seem to contrast too much. Skin color is different from neck as well... Maybe i'm just paranoid and insensitive.

Edit: atleast try a little bit harder next time.....

Image


Thank you! Yes Lukas has this physical deformity where his head isn't perfectly round shaped. But nothing major to worry about...the guy is a normal human being with (almost) a fully functional brain. Let's not mock people here with oddly shaped head, ok?
User avatar
United States of America Durokan
Retired Contributor
Posts: 970
Joined: Apr 12, 2015
ESO: Durokan

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Durokan »

Gichtenlord wrote:Just compare this guy as the bdpscolony of treaty


Oh ok, so don't feed the trolls?
Check out my Custom Map Workshop here!
http://eso-community.net/viewtopic.php?p=98718#top
User avatar
Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1437
Joined: Nov 15, 2015

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Gichtenlord »

Durokan wrote:
Gichtenlord wrote:Just compare this guy as the bdpscolony of treaty


Oh ok, so don't feed the trolls?


Yup :P
r]
User avatar
Germany Lukas_L99
Pro Player
Donator 01
Posts: 2059
Joined: Nov 15, 2015
ESO: Lukas_L99
Location: Lübeck

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Lukas_L99 »

Hahaha n1
User avatar
Malaysia Aizamk
Pro Player
ESOC WarChiefs Classic 2017
Posts: 1459
Joined: Feb 26, 2015
Location: ded

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Aizamk »

pls send halp, dis storm guy has been harassing me for the secrets of turning units into cows :lol:
oranges.
User avatar
No Flag hunter
Dragoon
Posts: 456
Joined: Feb 26, 2015
Location: Rome, S.P.Q.R

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by hunter »

lol but this post looks photoshopped, still funny :D
Jerom wrote: Garja is a better player than most of us here
Jerom wrote:Please don't bump old threads, especially when all you have to say is "lol"
User avatar
Netherlands Mr_Bramboy
Retired Contributor
Donator 01
Posts: 8219
Joined: Feb 26, 2015
ESO: [VOC] Bram
Location: Amsterdam

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Mr_Bramboy »

lol

Image
User avatar
United States of America noissance
Jaeger
Donator 01
Posts: 2031
Joined: Mar 28, 2015
ESO: noissance
Location: United States

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by noissance »

@Mr_Bramboy
Nice choice of meme, unedited and raw.
Error 404: Signature not found
User avatar
United States of America Durokan
Retired Contributor
Posts: 970
Joined: Apr 12, 2015
ESO: Durokan

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by Durokan »

why is this post back.....
Check out my Custom Map Workshop here!
http://eso-community.net/viewtopic.php?p=98718#top
User avatar
Canada _NiceKING_
Retired Contributor
Donator 01
Posts: 1795
Joined: Sep 16, 2015
ESO: _NiceKING_
GameRanger ID: 9999999
Clan: Xbox

Re: The WORST andes TR players to have ever lived make out (Storm999 & LukasL99)

Post by _NiceKING_ »

Durokan wrote:why is this post back.....

cuz u just brought it back :mad:

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

Which top 10 players do you wish to see listed?

All-time

Active last two weeks

Active last month

Supremacy

Treaty

Official

ESOC Patch

Treaty Patch

1v1 Elo

2v2 Elo

3v3 Elo

Power Rating

Which streams do you wish to see listed?

Twitch

Age of Empires III

Age of Empires IV