let's design some new cards!

[fei123456]

sioux:
dancing with wolves
age 1
all wolves (wolf, coyote, tamed wolf, tamed coyote) can dance on the firepit, counted as 1 villager.

france:
legacy of lavoisier
age 4
musketeers, skirmishers, dragoons deal bombard damage in range mode.

britian:
merchant of venice
age 2
all your units give you a 0.5 g/s coin flow per pooulation, and lose 1% hitpoint per second.

portuguese
the world is round
age 3
your ships move 50% faster.

russia
frozen
age 1
cover the map with snow, and all your units gets +10%/+10%.

india
unstoppable passion
age 2
all units deal 50% extra damage to female units.

spain
bullfighter
age 4
cows now give your nearby military units 5% attack aura.

to be countinued...

[DivineFire]

omg what is going on in this post.

[deleted_user]

"Sir collen gud? :"

+100 SirCallen score, but -5%/sec

oh nvm now he behind

[_DB_]

Lol op thread

card: thebritish
age 1
upgrade lbows to imperial yumi stats with 40 range and 3x vs heavy inf and frigates

[forgrin]

Let's go boys.

Card: The Waterboy
Age 1
Forwards stream donations during the remainder of the match directly to Mankle's paypal account
Any civ, but can only send when in mirror MU.

notification

notification

@_H2O

[mnogud]

venice not in britain :/

[evilcheadar]

A card for tr that makes bombards training at the factory spawn from watchtowers.

[Jaeger]

Haha did u know Dances with Wolves is actually a super super really good american movie

[momuuu]

Mr_Bramboy

make the game instantly alt f4

[Mr_Bramboy]

card: sioux simulation
available to any civ excep the sioux in age 1
effect: instantly lose the game

[fei123456]

Haha did u know Dances with Wolves is actually a super super really good american movie

yeah oscar 1990. that film is just about sioux.

[Mimsy for President]

Russia
cyka blyat
Age 1
Your villagers can now drink vodka. The gathering rate is decreased by 100% for each resource.

[sdsanft]

card: Interjection
available to spanish in age 1
effect: all taunts are voiced by Interjection + adds a few extra

[momuuu]

Dutch
Card: Goodspeed
All your villagers get high. You instantly reach industrial.

[sirmusket]

Dutch
Card: Goodspeed
All your villagers get high. You instantly reach industrial.

LOLOLOLOL

[sirmusket]

New civ : Serbia
Card: The Balkan Way
Recieve 10 Serbian Knights

[KINGofOsmane]

Dutch
Card: Goodspeed
All your villagers get high. You instantly reach industrial.

LOLOLOLOL

LOOOL

[KINGofOsmane]

send the garja card to win games easy

[sirmusket]

venice not in britain :/

yeh lol its in Italy lol

[thebritish]

Lol op thread

card: thebritish
age 1
upgrade lbows to imperial yumi stats with 40 range and 3x vs heavy inf and frigates

This is not nessecery

[Mimsy for President]

Kingdom of Sardinia
Card : Mom, where's my underwear ?
Age : Pre-nomad
Automatically writes all types of excuses when you resign.

[spoiler=spoiler]lol I'm going to Dante's inferno for this but I had to. Sorry G.[/spoiler]

[momuuu]

Japan
Card: Wall-lamer
Automatically OOS's the game, then blames Tibia for it.

[DivineFire]

Moving to off topic just because I wouldn't want a new player reading this and taking it seriously.

[Method_man714]

Russia
cyka blyat
Age 1
Your villagers can now drink vodka. The gathering rate is decreased by 100% for each resource.

lmfao

[Method_man714]

Umeu

Win the game via coin toss