Everyone should have access to nuclear weapons

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Everyone should have access to nuclear weapons

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Ofc you not everyone should just be able to go to the store to buy one, you should have to have a back ground check first and only be able to buy a small one first. Here's a fact, Nuclear weapons in the hands of civilians have killed less people than guns, knives, coconuts, sharks, lighting, frying pans, computer batteries, ladders, lamps, and water tanks! Plus, I enjoy seeing the mushroom cloud after one is fired. If you have a clean record and apparent good intentions, why shouldn't you be able to buy one? Recreational uses only of course.
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No, they should not be allowed. They stress the environment too much when set off and there's too few places/methods to set them off that have minimal impact on local human life/property.
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In summary, realistically there lacks a safe and responsible avenue for citizens to go hobby nuking.
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I agree. I already proposed a universal right to own and use missiles for self-defense.

Plus, there's people aplenty who are missile hobbyists and are unfairly banned from pursuing their peaceful interest.
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That's just not true. You can set them off in uninhabited desserts and they will have 0 negative impact on humans. So the question remains, I'm a responsible citizen with the means of purchasing a nuclear weapon and firing it off safely, why shouldn't I be able to have one?
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Because then government defense would become useless. Once you can deploy your own nuclear missiles in your backyard and can strike your enemies or defend against their attacks, basically all the government employees would have to be fired and go home, start doing something else. So they won't allow you to own your own nuclear weapons, just because they don't want to lose their jobs.
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gibson wrote:That's just not true. You can set them off in uninhabited desserts and they will have 0 negative impact on humans. So the question remains, I'm a responsible citizen with the means of purchasing a nuclear weapon and firing it off safely, why shouldn't I be able to have one?

Modern nuclear warheads are much stronger, their applied power and radius are not totally defined yet, alsho I think exploding a nuclear warhead will pretty much always cause significant environmental impacts--at a minimum making the area where they exploded a no go.
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evilcheadar wrote:In summary, realistically there lacks a safe and responsible avenue for citizens to go hobby nuking.


the government should not interfere with the hobbies of citizens. Goverment should concern themself only with liberty.

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iNcog wrote:
You can set them off in uninhabited desserts and they will have 0 negative impact on humans.


That's not true, every dessert is uninhabited in the first place. They're also around where humans are: coffee shops, bakeries, etc.


i would go ballistic if i'd fine a person, or even a piece of a person in my pudding... The restaurant would get sued for every cent they have. Also you shouldn't buy your pudding at coffee shops (unless they are magic puddings) or bakeries, there are too many people around there that can end up in your pudding.
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IF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION PREVENTED THE COLD WAR FROM GOING HOT THEN IT CAN PREVENT CRIME

LEGALIZED NUKES 2016!!!
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umeu wrote:
evilcheadar wrote:In summary, realistically there lacks a safe and responsible avenue for citizens to go hobby nuking.


the government should not interfere with the hobbies of citizens. Goverment should concern themself only with liberty.

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Amen it says so in the god damn constitution!

Btw just buy pudding cups at the Super market lol
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but what if you just nuked all the desserts in the supermarket?
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Jam wrote:IF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION PREVENTED THE COLD WAR FROM GOING HOT THEN IT CAN PREVENT CRIME

LEGALIZED NUKES 2016!!!


This is actually a good point
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Coincidentally, there is a very interesting, very grim concept within diplomatic & military theory of nuclear deterrance known as "mutual assured destruction", which essentially states that as long as two or more parties are practically able to destroy each-other using weapons of mass destruction, there is a not only strong but even absolute incentive not to do so, as the only realistic result is the assured destruction of all parties. In other words, it would constitute zoicide – something individuals may be willing to commit, but hardly greater political entities (such as states).
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umeu wrote:
evilcheadar wrote:In summary, realistically there lacks a safe and responsible avenue for citizens to go hobby nuking.


the government should not interfere with the hobbies of citizens. Goverment should concern themself only with liberty.

Give me coin or give me death!

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zoom wrote:Coincidentally, there is a very interesting, very grim concept within diplomatic & military theory of nuclear deterrance known as "mutual assured destruction", which essentially states that as long as two or more parties are practically able to destroy each-other using weapons of mass destruction, there is a not only strong but even absolute incentive not to do so, as the only realistic result is the assured destruction of all parties. In other words, it would constitute zoicide – something individuals may be willing to commit, but hardly greater political entities (such as states).
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Everyone has heard of this already, ye goober neckbeard.
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Damn even unserious threads turn into something which requires using your brain!
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I'd prefer mind control helmets tbh, to make assholes jump off a bridge or something.
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If I needed to find an option to find a way of killing people I would want to turn them into cheese.
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The worlds human population is getting quite a bit out of hand. Letting everyone own a nuke may be a potential solution to this problem.
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Jam wrote:IF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION PREVENTED THE COLD WAR FROM GOING HOT THEN IT CAN PREVENT CRIME

LEGALIZED NUKES 2016!!!
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I don't think it would be a good idea to give me nukes lol
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