The Grand Finals
The Grand Finals
The Final Battle is Nigh
The time has come! Drums of war echo. The trumpets shall sound. The armies are marching. Smell of blood is in the air. Bodies of past enemies pave the road to the final battle. The war comes to an end. There is only one spot for the winner.
The master of the seven seas is gathering his naval forces. His trustworthy sailors are ready to sail to victory. Builders prepare their hammers and lumberjacks sharpen their axes. It takes time and resources to build an impregnable wall. His allies are ready for war. Neither his old friend Tit, had the strength to destroy the countless town centres and pillage the ever-standing mills and plantations, nor tabben, the Swedish conqueror, was able to crush those walls and the formidable frigates. Even the old Lords, the ones of the Raphael family, stood no chance against the great French marshal kynesie. Will he make his descendants proud or will he fall in the battlefield?
The European colonist prepares his armies to conquer yet another land. A leader familiar with victory, yet defeat is not an option for the upcoming battle. Only the top is in his sight. The major general is polishing his sword and oiling his musket. His armies are thirsty for fight. The great Garja himself, he who gave birth to the world as we know it, stood little chance against this fearsome warrior. Kaiserklein, the experienced in fight Frenchman, didn’t keep his posture until the last moment, therefore losing the win out of his hands. Even the young British prodigy, Hazza54321, was not able to match his strength.
The time has come! Drums of war echo. The trumpets shall sound. The armies are marching. Smell of blood is in the air. Bodies of past enemies pave the road to the final battle. The war comes to an end. There is only one spot for the winner. May the gods of war be merciful to them who fall.
Dead upon the field of glory, hero fit for song and story. - John Randolph Thompson
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Re: The Grand Finals
Correlation doesn't mean causation, but it doesn't matter anymore because grilled cheese.
Pay more attention to detail.
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