Best Twitch Viewer Poll
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i voted for me, squamiger
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i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.
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- Howdah
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Plausible deniability
If I were a petal
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
- fightinfrenchman
- Ninja
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- Location: Pennsylvania
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(Former) Staff approves election fraud. Sad!Vinyanyérë wrote:Adding new people to the poll resets the poll and forces everyone to vote again. But a cunning poll maker might know that certain key demographics vote early and might forget to vote again, and thus can manipulate the results by resetting the poll at key moments
Dromedary Scone Mix is not Alone Mix
- princeofcarthage
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- Howdah
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It’s 4 o clock and the cold front ushers in a cool wind. The heat and humidity of an entire summer is swept out towards the Mississippi in large bellows funneled thru old brick box apartments. She left for work. I’m slumped against an alleyway retaining wall — the wind makes laps of my shirt, softest of whips. Dark morning’s peace.
The first chill of Midwest’s autumn hits — night’s perspiration is lifted off in gentle kisses. Follicles follow but the skin is taught, like a plucked bird. I am cool. I am half tempted to take off my shirt to become cold. Pluck it once instead to billow. Pores gasping for breath.
Of my back I make a break, strike a match, light a cigarette, inhale a comfortable heat. It’s time to shitpost, I think. Refresh for likes, first. Settle on a poll.
It’s 1 o clock and the afternoon heat is back. I wake from a long nap to pangs of throbbing temples, a dry throat, sweet film of sweat sticking to the sheets. I gulp water and heat coffee. Abiding pain. There is nothing until then so I eat an orange to pass the time.
Ice for the first cup and it’s emptied when it meets my lips. More water. I’m feeling good now if not slow. Relishing in the languid stupor of new post sleep I log on, hit refresh.
Down bad. Few likes. Missing members. I update, type “updated.” Hope.
Gotta shit, coffee compacting my colon. Untie my shorts and hit the porcelain hard. Refresh, first. Theres a new post from vinyaneyere. Up good. Elated and high and anally retenting for pleasure. Read post. Fucked up. Deleted votes. Stopped the count. Struggle to finish emptying. Finish, flush, grab a bottle of wine and set it in front of me on the table. Stare at release for hours on end and cry. Draw it, crumple it, do it again thirty times. Think of throwing something, anything.
Refresh. Other post is getting more likes. Put the wine away. Girlfriend comes home — I show her the curled pixel metacarpals pointing up. She pats my head and puts on my padded collar, a reward. “Extra tendies today, slave.” Salivate.
The first chill of Midwest’s autumn hits — night’s perspiration is lifted off in gentle kisses. Follicles follow but the skin is taught, like a plucked bird. I am cool. I am half tempted to take off my shirt to become cold. Pluck it once instead to billow. Pores gasping for breath.
Of my back I make a break, strike a match, light a cigarette, inhale a comfortable heat. It’s time to shitpost, I think. Refresh for likes, first. Settle on a poll.
It’s 1 o clock and the afternoon heat is back. I wake from a long nap to pangs of throbbing temples, a dry throat, sweet film of sweat sticking to the sheets. I gulp water and heat coffee. Abiding pain. There is nothing until then so I eat an orange to pass the time.
Ice for the first cup and it’s emptied when it meets my lips. More water. I’m feeling good now if not slow. Relishing in the languid stupor of new post sleep I log on, hit refresh.
Down bad. Few likes. Missing members. I update, type “updated.” Hope.
Gotta shit, coffee compacting my colon. Untie my shorts and hit the porcelain hard. Refresh, first. Theres a new post from vinyaneyere. Up good. Elated and high and anally retenting for pleasure. Read post. Fucked up. Deleted votes. Stopped the count. Struggle to finish emptying. Finish, flush, grab a bottle of wine and set it in front of me on the table. Stare at release for hours on end and cry. Draw it, crumple it, do it again thirty times. Think of throwing something, anything.
Refresh. Other post is getting more likes. Put the wine away. Girlfriend comes home — I show her the curled pixel metacarpals pointing up. She pats my head and puts on my padded collar, a reward. “Extra tendies today, slave.” Salivate.
If I were a petal
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
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- Howdah
- Posts: 1683
- Joined: May 6, 2021
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Next time you don’t like a man’s post think of what it means, how he makes do, provides.
If I were a petal
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
And plucked, or moth, plucked
From flowers or pollen froth
To wither on a young child’s
Display. Fetch
Me a ribbon, they, all dead
Things scream.
- onfiregun17
- Skirmisher
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- Sargsyan
- Jaeger
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where is gibthegod
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
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in retirementSargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod
- I_HaRRiiSoN_I
- Retired Contributor
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shoutout to chenla & bremhoek!
- KINGofOsmane
- Pro Player
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#FreeTheGibKartoffel Joe wrote:in retirementSargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod
"Losing to Callen was the worst night of my life" Gibthedurrty 2019
"If hazza can get pr42 with team i can get pr50 with 1v1" Gibthedurrty 2018
"If hazza can get pr42 with team i can get pr50 with 1v1" Gibthedurrty 2018
Tete cs:go experienceLecastete wrote: Dude i hate this game. I am bad and i also dont have luck
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First thebritish and now gib. *Sigh*Sargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod
- Realife_Brahmin
- Skirmisher
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I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.
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https://www.thelocal.fr/20210217/islamo ... in-france/Realife_Brahmin wrote:I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.
just hateful crap tbh
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diarouga is waging war against the islamo-leftists, thats why he doesnt play anymore
- Realife_Brahmin
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That explains. Thank you.iNcog wrote:https://www.thelocal.fr/20210217/islamo ... in-france/Realife_Brahmin wrote:I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.
just hateful crap tbh
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