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I’ve stumbled upon a great intellectual revelation that could be the burgeonings of an igNoble Prize.

Many cry that the size of the age of empires 3 the Asian dynasties definitively not 2008 edition’s competitive community is sad and small. I agree. Racking my brain I did a comprehensive and scientific search across all catalogued knowledge to rectify this. My objective scientific interests drove me to, shall we say, less than decent arenas concerned with the manufacture and dissemination of drawn and animated cartoon smut. Curious. But I am a scientist. And being thus endured in search for truth beyond fear of what I may find, even, for fear of what will be found. Call me Oppenheimer, Vinshu. I am become death, destroyer of… loins.

You see, the competitive apex legends subreddit has 97,000 members. The apex legends porn subreddit has 260,000 members.

The competitive overwatch subreddit has 126,000 members. The overwatch porn subreddit has 360,000 members.

Lesser, pious men shackle society and its progressive endeavors in the name of decency. Call it dogma. Scientists use any available means to achieve breakthrough.

The evidence is out. If you support competitive aoe3, you must support — nay — actively engender a rich body of aoe3 porn. We need the game’s porn communities to thrive to bolster the competitive fandom. With this clarity newly attained our poor state is of no surprise. The path leading to its salvation is strewn in kleenex. How lucky we are! To live in an era of insight. Pointed, poised, ready to believe we can really change our fate.

Cry no more. Get to work. Contact Microsoft. Tell them what needs to be done. Do you think Blizzard and Respawn are oblivious to their doings?

It is even possible to organize a market such that portions of the purchase of smut can be used to fund tournament prize pools.

Are you uncomfortable? That is the mechanism of breakthrough.

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callentournies wrote: ↑
05 Jun 2023, 05:39
I’ve stumbled upon a great intellectual revelation that could be the burgeonings of an igNoble Prize.

Many cry that the size of the age of empires 3 the Asian dynasties definitively not 2008 edition’s competitive community is sad and small. I agree. Racking my brain I did a comprehensive and scientific search across all catalogued knowledge to rectify this. My objective scientific interests drove me to, shall we say, less than decent arenas concerned with the manufacture and dissemination of drawn and animated cartoon smut. Curious. But I am a scientist. And being thus endured in search for truth beyond fear of what I may find, even, for fear of what will be found. Call me Oppenheimer, Vinshu. I am become death, destroyer of… loins.

You see, the competitive apex legends subreddit has 97,000 members. The apex legends porn subreddit has 260,000 members.

The competitive overwatch subreddit has 126,000 members. The overwatch porn subreddit has 360,000 members.

Lesser, pious men shackle society and its progressive endeavors in the name of decency. Call it dogma. Scientists use any available means to achieve breakthrough.

The evidence is out. If you support competitive aoe3, you must support — nay — actively engender a rich body of aoe3 porn. We need the game’s porn communities to thrive to bolster the competitive fandom. With this clarity newly attained our poor state is of no surprise. The path leading to its salvation is strewn in kleenex. How lucky we are! To live in an era of insight. Pointed, poised, ready to believe we can really change our fate.

Cry no more. Get to work. Contact Microsoft. Tell them what needs to be done. Do you think Blizzard and Respawn are oblivious to their doings?

It is even possible to organize a market such that portions of the purchase of smut can be used to fund tournament prize pools.

Are you uncomfortable? That is the mechanism of breakthrough.

Idle hands are the devils playthings
good points, i agree
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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callentournies wrote: ↑
05 Jun 2023, 05:39
I’ve stumbled upon a great intellectual revelation that could be the burgeonings of an igNoble Prize.

Many cry that the size of the age of empires 3 the Asian dynasties definitively not 2008 edition’s competitive community is sad and small. I agree. Racking my brain I did a comprehensive and scientific search across all catalogued knowledge to rectify this. My objective scientific interests drove me to, shall we say, less than decent arenas concerned with the manufacture and dissemination of drawn and animated cartoon smut. Curious. But I am a scientist. And being thus endured in search for truth beyond fear of what I may find, even, for fear of what will be found. Call me Oppenheimer, Vinshu. I am become death, destroyer of… loins.

You see, the competitive apex legends subreddit has 97,000 members. The apex legends porn subreddit has 260,000 members.

The competitive overwatch subreddit has 126,000 members. The overwatch porn subreddit has 360,000 members.

Lesser, pious men shackle society and its progressive endeavors in the name of decency. Call it dogma. Scientists use any available means to achieve breakthrough.

The evidence is out. If you support competitive aoe3, you must support — nay — actively engender a rich body of aoe3 porn. We need the game’s porn communities to thrive to bolster the competitive fandom. With this clarity newly attained our poor state is of no surprise. The path leading to its salvation is strewn in kleenex. How lucky we are! To live in an era of insight. Pointed, poised, ready to believe we can really change our fate.

Cry no more. Get to work. Contact Microsoft. Tell them what needs to be done. Do you think Blizzard and Respawn are oblivious to their doings?

It is even possible to organize a market such that portions of the purchase of smut can be used to fund tournament prize pools.

Are you uncomfortable? That is the mechanism of breakthrough.

Idle hands are the devils playthings
we already have bombard porn

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Hey let me put my great bombard deep into your base, its girth is 25 inches of high velocity explosives and it already laid waste to your mom during the Fall of Constantinople.
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I just hope DE is not going to implement all of the EP changes. Right now it is a big clusterfuck.
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Queen Isabella is the kinkiest of them all
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for those ridiculing and accusatory statement making such as that I was "trolling," the Official League of Legends account is well aware of this phenomenon and I'm right. this is how they are worlds biggest sport electronica
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I mean who here hasn't at least once jerked off to a factory getting busted
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fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 05:24
I mean who here hasn't at least once jerked off to a factory getting busted
:?
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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harcha wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 06:21
fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 05:24
I mean who here hasn't at least once jerked off to a factory getting busted
:?
You've posted much weirder things
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Name one
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@callentournies What does need to be done? You make good points about what the destination should be (a thriving AoE3 porn community) but are at best vague about how to get there.
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Goodspeed wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:11
Name one
viewtopic.php?p=437425#p437425
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much weirder? is it even weirder at all?
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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harcha wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:25
much weirder? is it even weirder at all?
Yes
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fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:26
harcha wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:25
much weirder? is it even weirder at all?
Yes
please explain your thought process in a wordy way
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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My post was a joke about the joy of seeing a factory get destroyed in a treaty game of Aoe 3, your post was about how you are physically incapable of jerking off without looking at porn
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fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:40
My post was a joke about the joy of seeing a factory get destroyed in a treaty game of Aoe 3, your post was about how you are physically incapable of jerking off without looking at porn
It's disgusting to misrepresent my post in bad faith. I can do the same by saying that your post is about how seeing aoe3 factories get bombed gives you sexual pleasure. How about you try and describe it in good faith, or at least honestly?
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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harcha wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:44
fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:40
My post was a joke about the joy of seeing a factory get destroyed in a treaty game of Aoe 3, your post was about how you are physically incapable of jerking off without looking at porn
It's disgusting to misrepresent my post in bad faith. I can do the same by saying that your post is about how seeing aoe3 factories get bombed gives you sexual pleasure. How about you try and describe it in good faith, or at least honestly?
Seeing aoe3 factories get bombed does give me sexual pleasure though
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Goodspeed wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:14
@callentournies What does need to be done? You make good points about what the destination should be (a thriving AoE3 porn community) but are at best vague about how to get there.
For starters, onlyfans of distinguished aoe3 members could become broadly available :kinggreen:
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I'm sure using the AI image generation program and the video generation program will make it easy.

But to me, the explosions of gunpowder and bomb rockets look more racy.

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fightinfrenchman wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:18
Goodspeed wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 07:11
Name one
viewtopic.php?p=437425#p437425
That's not weirder
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Miyawaki Sakura wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 09:24
I'm sure using the AI image generation program and the video generation program will make it easy.

But to me, the explosions of gunpowder and bomb rockets look more racy.


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What does the second one have to do with AoE3
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Goodspeed wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 12:54
Miyawaki Sakura wrote: ↑
25 Oct 2023, 09:24
I'm sure using the AI image generation program and the video generation program will make it easy.

But to me, the explosions of gunpowder and bomb rockets look more racy.


1697630002.jpg
05692f002ca7d9c8c6e35d8b1ed54eb1 (1).jpg
(These are images created by ai)
What does the second one have to do with AoE3
This means it would be very easy for AI to create erotic images modeled after Elizabet Ramsey or Queen Isabella.

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