All civs are broken.
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- Ninja
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All civs are broken.
Brits
Like what is this civ? You have 50 vills in 7 minutes and then mass 100 pop of army a few seconds after. Longbows simply annihilate goons. You have the best muskets in the game. But oh wait, you can also get fucking jacked hussars. Change manor cost to 200w.
Dutch
Make 5 banks and camp in your TC? Very interesting. And still you outeco your opponents without any map control. 3 bank limit too.
French
Too strong semi-ff. They can send skirm, goon and cuir shipments and CDBs just tank too much. And did I forget to mention the best late game in the game? Please nerf. Remove CDBs and give normal vills.
Germans
It's like a normal civ. Except you keep getting free opris every shipment which raid every vill. Meanwhile spam some 40% RR jägers. Very fair. Not. Remove free uhlans.
Ottomans
Bwinner lt colonel. Enough said. Nerf this low-skill shit. Nerf Jan hp to 180.
Portuguese
Ship ATP. Make almost free vills. Camp in your TC. Age up and make unfair goons. So much skill required? And don't even want to discuss water options because they are totally broken. Remove goons. And 7th vill.
Russians
Infinite spam with sick eco. For more details ask Giveuanxiety. I can't believe we made ruskets cheaper. Unbeatable and unfair civ. 5 coss-->4 and 4 coss-->3. Please.
Spanish
The only reason Hazza made it to mono-civ final. Totally broken FF. You basically receive a shipment every second. Rod+Lancer combo is just broken. Also, dogs seem to be too strong. Lame. Should start with 5 vills.
Iroquois
30 tomahawks in 6 minutes? And a warchief that just fucks your army? This civ is worse than in RE. Can't really enjoy the game every lowbob laming this civ. Remove warchief.
Sioux
Broken army. Broken raids. Broken warchief. Tiipiis. If it was up to me, I would just delete this civ. Should give all cav -1 speed.
Aztecs
So fucking broken that Garja made a book about them. Just dance in your base and lame warchief. This is not a fucking discogame. I would remove the warrior priest.
Chinese
Broken FF. Broken old han. Keshiks the best anticav in the game. Remove wood crates.
Indians
Spam sepoy and win? Idiotic. Nerf sepoy to 150hp and change cease fire time to 3 seconds.
Japanese
They have like 100 attack yumi late game wtf? Just remove all daimyos and shoguns to make it fair. Not very balanced when your opponent has running stables and barracks.
Can someone please fix this fucking game? I thought that was the point of EP.
Like what is this civ? You have 50 vills in 7 minutes and then mass 100 pop of army a few seconds after. Longbows simply annihilate goons. You have the best muskets in the game. But oh wait, you can also get fucking jacked hussars. Change manor cost to 200w.
Dutch
Make 5 banks and camp in your TC? Very interesting. And still you outeco your opponents without any map control. 3 bank limit too.
French
Too strong semi-ff. They can send skirm, goon and cuir shipments and CDBs just tank too much. And did I forget to mention the best late game in the game? Please nerf. Remove CDBs and give normal vills.
Germans
It's like a normal civ. Except you keep getting free opris every shipment which raid every vill. Meanwhile spam some 40% RR jägers. Very fair. Not. Remove free uhlans.
Ottomans
Bwinner lt colonel. Enough said. Nerf this low-skill shit. Nerf Jan hp to 180.
Portuguese
Ship ATP. Make almost free vills. Camp in your TC. Age up and make unfair goons. So much skill required? And don't even want to discuss water options because they are totally broken. Remove goons. And 7th vill.
Russians
Infinite spam with sick eco. For more details ask Giveuanxiety. I can't believe we made ruskets cheaper. Unbeatable and unfair civ. 5 coss-->4 and 4 coss-->3. Please.
Spanish
The only reason Hazza made it to mono-civ final. Totally broken FF. You basically receive a shipment every second. Rod+Lancer combo is just broken. Also, dogs seem to be too strong. Lame. Should start with 5 vills.
Iroquois
30 tomahawks in 6 minutes? And a warchief that just fucks your army? This civ is worse than in RE. Can't really enjoy the game every lowbob laming this civ. Remove warchief.
Sioux
Broken army. Broken raids. Broken warchief. Tiipiis. If it was up to me, I would just delete this civ. Should give all cav -1 speed.
Aztecs
So fucking broken that Garja made a book about them. Just dance in your base and lame warchief. This is not a fucking discogame. I would remove the warrior priest.
Chinese
Broken FF. Broken old han. Keshiks the best anticav in the game. Remove wood crates.
Indians
Spam sepoy and win? Idiotic. Nerf sepoy to 150hp and change cease fire time to 3 seconds.
Japanese
They have like 100 attack yumi late game wtf? Just remove all daimyos and shoguns to make it fair. Not very balanced when your opponent has running stables and barracks.
Can someone please fix this fucking game? I thought that was the point of EP.
Re: All civs are broken.
Don't forget unit factories for China, spawning units for free, wtf? Its just too lame...
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- Advanced Player
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Re: All civs are broken.
Somppu changing the sarcasm skill ceiling of the community. 10/10
Re: All civs are broken.
I appreciate your honesty
Re: All civs are broken.
broken game
- Sargsyan
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Re: All civs are broken.
Not very balanced when your opponent has running stables and barracks.
Lmao
Lmao
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
Re: All civs are broken.
Sargsyan wrote:Not very balanced when your opponent has running stables and barracks.
Lmao
And a mobile shipment point
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- Gendarme
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Re: All civs are broken.
Can't just spam sepoy and win, you actually lose if you do just that.
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Re: All civs are broken.
The post that saved ESOC
Re: All civs are broken.
somppukunkku wrote:Bwinner lt colonel. Enough said.
Fear it
- Challenger_Marco
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Re: All civs are broken.
LOL funny post.
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- Musketeer
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Re: All civs are broken.
But none as bad as Sioux. I agree it might as well be removed as a civ. It's horribly conceived. Then comes Otto, Iro, and Aztec. Make games boring, linear, and not at all fun , even for the players who win playing them.
Re: All civs are broken.
I'm going with Japan as the top civ after these changes
- [Armag] diarouga
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Re: All civs are broken.
Goodspeed wrote:I'm going with Japan as the top civ after these changes
Yea, probably. France and Russia would still be half decent too.
Re: All civs are broken.
U just removed all unique bonuses of every civ thank u
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Re: All civs are broken.
somppukunkku wrote:
Aztecs
So fucking broken that Garja made a book about them. Just dance in your base and lame warchief. This is not a fucking disco game
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