Epilogue after DE

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Turkey HUMMAN
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Aoe3 DE adapts Garja patch and becomes a popular game with a wide audience, and ESOC members witness the change:
H20 plays a show match with Bill Gates and intentionally loses
Game launches with some bugs and Eaglemut fixes them, then Esoc dev team takeovers the development.
Aizamk becomes a famous streamer with 2000 viewers
ESOC admins get rich by selling G-shirts.
Interjection establishes a casting agency for e sports and starts to grow
ESOC map team makes offical maps.
Diarouga shares strats and guides becoming spirit of law in aoe3, still playing unrated games.
Mitoe makes 4 fishing boats in age1 and wins a lan tourney.
Kaiserklein mails microsoft to fix standards maps.
iamturk beats kaiser.
Goodspeed developes a small board game and makes a small fortune
Samwise discovers a new build to his name and its called Samwise2 build
GUA turns into a viking and soldier tries to reverse the process
It is revelaed victor_swe is zuta_zuta's alter ego
Hazza plays treaty
Wellhii becomes a fashion designer and design sneakers
Tit and kynesie play team games
Sircallen becomes the playboy of Aoe3 scene, hunting girls while teching them how to play brits
Ear becomes mod in a subtopic and his basement grows, also Dolan joins the basement
Iwillspankyou joins election in Norway....

What happens to other people, share your thoughts!
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Armenia Sargsyan
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@GiBthedurrty schedules his games
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
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HUMMAN wrote:ESOC admins get rich by selling G-shirts.
I had told Garja to trademark his nickname.
Correlation doesn't mean causation.
http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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Tabben returns. He's jacked. He wears the freshest greatcoat, eats at the chillest mills and hangs out with the hottest villagers. Everyone's still pathetic.
'I'm gonna win this and I'm just gonna enjoy it' - Tibia 2k18

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India Challenger_Marco
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BlackStar_OP returns and stomps everyone!
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Cometk succesfully goes the distance and becomes a Colonel.
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United States of America GiBthedurrty
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I become the best
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Latvia harcha
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me and @I_HaRRiiSoN_I agree to share the title of no. 2 harry
POC wrote:Also I most likely know a whole lot more than you.
POC wrote:Also as an objective third party, and near 100% accuracy of giving correct information, I would say my opinions are more reliable than yours.
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Sirmusket gets banned by the new devs for attempting to cheat.
Lasol wrote: :hmm: just Saw a YouTube video with giveyouanexiaty. He Said check youre stove, if you Want to improve youre aoe3 skills.

WHAT does check your stove means? And how do you do it?
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India TNT333
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Theres a 50,000 dollar LAN tourney 1st place in Aoe3. A mysterious person, unknown, hooded, named only IamnotIamgrunt, stomps everyone effortlessly without conceding a loss and playing only Sioux. As we wait for his identity, he peels the hood off... and guess who he is!!! Everyone gasps(including the audience whose voices we can hear mysteriously despite them being far away) as they recognize him. It really is him!! The OG GOAT!! Iamgru-

A zipping sound happens as a horrific scene ensures. The once beloved Korean persons face gets torn off as he fumbles with the skin in his face. A mixture of ketchup and mustard hang in the fake Grunt mask. As the ESOC community look at the real identity of the masked man, it turns out it is no one but....Sheckler!! Sheckler has won the tourney!!!! Sheckler our champion!!! Cries Inter as everyone parties. Sheckler smiles, a smile of victory as he contemplates the pr44 nubs who he effortlessly trashed. He looks at the camera, and says one last thing
"Lol gg u nubs. Sheckler out."
"We are kings or pawns" Napoleon Bonaparte
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Tit and Kynesie apologize
Lasol wrote: :hmm: just Saw a YouTube video with giveyouanexiaty. He Said check youre stove, if you Want to improve youre aoe3 skills.

WHAT does check your stove means? And how do you do it?
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France Aykin Haraka
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too much drama sorry i can't know what you are talking about
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This is the world we deserve and pandemic is what we actually get
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