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gagootz
2
4%
bremhoek
3
6%
Risotto
2
4%
wellhii
1
2%
theJASS
0
No votes
TheNameDanieLOW_Vs_LOWsch
0
No votes
sepoyguy (why did Harrison go after him?)
4
8%
Konnkupupu
0
No votes
the_crabgot
9
17%
ageofkiller
4
8%
Dongtay
0
No votes
Tabben
2
4%
Diarouga_Vs_Islamoleftism
6
12%
squamiger
2
4%
aoe3_india
1
2%
kartoffel_joe
16
31%
 
Total votes: 52

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No Flag Squamiger
Howdah
Posts: 1336
ESO: Squamiger

14 Sep 2021, 20:53

i voted for me, squamiger
Ich war, ich bin, ich werde sein!
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No Flag Squamiger
Howdah
Posts: 1336
ESO: Squamiger

14 Sep 2021, 20:54

i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.
Ich war, ich bin, ich werde sein!
Kiribati callentournies
Dragoon
Posts: 346
ESO: esuck

14 Sep 2021, 21:06

Plausible deniability
jus a bish
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No Flag fightinfrenchman
Ninja
Donator 04
Posts: 21659
Location: Pennsylvania

14 Sep 2021, 21:07

Vinyanyérë wrote:Adding new people to the poll resets the poll and forces everyone to vote again. But a cunning poll maker might know that certain key demographics vote early and might forget to vote again, and thus can manipulate the results by resetting the poll at key moments

(Former) Staff approves election fraud. Sad!
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Kiribati princeofcarthage
Retired Contributor
Posts: 6846
Location: Milky Way!

14 Sep 2021, 22:40

Bad poll
Fine line to something great is a strange change.
Kiribati callentournies
Dragoon
Posts: 346
ESO: esuck

14 Sep 2021, 23:46

It’s 4 o clock and the cold front ushers in a cool wind. The heat and humidity of an entire summer is swept out towards the Mississippi in large bellows funneled thru old brick box apartments. She left for work. I’m slumped against an alleyway retaining wall — the wind makes laps of my shirt, softest of whips. Dark morning’s peace.

The first chill of Midwest’s autumn descends on me as the night’s perspiration is lifted off in gentle kisses. Follicles follow but the skin is taught and resembles a plucked bird. I am cool. I am half tempted to take off my shirt to breathe. Pluck it once instead to billow. Pores gasping for breath.

Of my back I make a break, strike a match, light a cigarette, inhale a comfortable heat. It’s time to shitpost, I think. Refresh for likes, first. Settle on a poll.

It’s 1 o clock and the afternoon heat is back. I wake from a long nap to pangs of throbbing temples, a dry throat, sweet film of sweat sticking to the sheets. I gulp water and heat coffee. Abiding pain. There is nothing until then so I eat an orange to pass the time.

Ice for the first cup and it’s emptied when it meets my lips. More water. I’m feeling good now if not slow. Relishing in the languid stupor of post sleep I log on, hit refresh.

Down bad. Few likes. Missing members. I update, type “updated.” Hope.

Gotta shit, coffee compacting my colon. Untie my shorts and hit the porcelain hard. Refresh, first. Theres a new post from vinyaneyere. Up good. Elated and high and anally retenting for pleasure. Read post. Fucked up. Deleted votes. Stopped the count. Struggle to finish emptying. Finish, flush, grab a bottle of wine and set it in front of me on the table. Stare at release for hours on end and cry. Draw it, crumple it, do it again thirty times. Think of throwing something, anything.

Refresh. Other post is getting more likes. Put the wine away. Girlfriend comes home — I show her the curled pixel metacarpals pointing up. She pats my head and puts on my padded collar, a reward. “Extra tendies today, slave.” Salivate.
jus a bish
Kiribati callentournies
Dragoon
Posts: 346
ESO: esuck

14 Sep 2021, 23:47

Next time you don’t like a man’s post think of what it means, how he makes do, provides.
jus a bish
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Rainbow Land onfiregun17
Skirmisher
Posts: 157
ESO: onfiregun17

15 Sep 2021, 00:24

Garja
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Armenia Sargsyan
Jaeger
Donator 01
Posts: 3253
ESO: lamergamer
Location: North Macedonia
Clan: c0ns

15 Sep 2021, 01:46

where is gibthegod
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
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Germany Kartoffel Joe
Skirmisher
Posts: 156
ESO: Kartoffel Joe

15 Sep 2021, 07:59

Sargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod

in retirement
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Great Britain I_HaRRiiSoN_I
ESOC Media Team
Posts: 1416
Location: United Kingdom

15 Sep 2021, 08:07

shoutout to chenla & bremhoek!
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Austria KINGofOsmane
Pro Player
EPL Reigning Champs
Posts: 3084
ESO: KINGofOsmane
Location: Walling Town

15 Sep 2021, 08:48

Kartoffel Joe wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod

in retirement

#FreeTheGib
"Losing to Callen was the worst night of my life" Gibthedurrty 2019
"If hazza can get pr42 with team i can get pr50 with 1v1" Gibthedurrty 2018
Lecastete wrote: Dude i hate this game. I am bad and i also dont have luck
Tete cs:go experience
India Ashvin
Retired Contributor
Posts: 2424
ESO: Octanium

16 Sep 2021, 12:42

Sargsyan wrote:where is gibthegod

First thebritish and now gib. *Sigh*
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India Realife_Brahmin
Crossbow
Posts: 38
ESO: Realife_Brahmin
Location: Mohali, Punjab, India

16 Sep 2021, 16:57

Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.

I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?
France iNcog
Ninja
Posts: 12503

16 Sep 2021, 17:07

Realife_Brahmin wrote:
Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.

I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?

https://www.thelocal.fr/20210217/islamo ... in-france/

just hateful crap tbh
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No Flag Squamiger
Howdah
Posts: 1336
ESO: Squamiger

16 Sep 2021, 17:15

diarouga is waging war against the islamo-leftists, thats why he doesnt play anymore
Ich war, ich bin, ich werde sein!
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India Realife_Brahmin
Crossbow
Posts: 38
ESO: Realife_Brahmin
Location: Mohali, Punjab, India

16 Sep 2021, 17:20

iNcog wrote:
Realife_Brahmin wrote:
Squamiger wrote:i do think that diarouga vs islamoleftism is the best twitch name though.

I do not understand the context behind this name, if any. Could you please explain?

https://www.thelocal.fr/20210217/islamo ... in-france/

just hateful crap tbh


That explains. Thank you.

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