the Nilla Ninja Meditation

[Squamiger]

The Way of the Ninja is found in being 0-5'ed. Meditation on inevitably getting 0-5'd should be performed daily. Every day, when one’s body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being picked apart by hussar, oprichnik, and uhlan raids, being outboomed by a surging Port player on water, being caught in the midst of a great surround by stealthed jaguar prowler knights, being struck by a fast, hard Iro rush, being hammered by a great Brit huss/musk timing, falling to a powerful Spanish FF, dying to Otto laming, dropping precipitously in ELO, or committing seppuku/uninstalling the game at the death of one’s master, Squamiger. And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as already always 0-5'ed. This is the substance of the Way of the Ninja.

there is no civ selection, civ differences are an illusion
there is no micro or macro, there is only the Game
there is no deck, there are only cards
when it is time to attack move, you do not attack move. it attack moves all by itself