SCAMSOC Strikes Again — Justice for FitzBro

[fitzbro]

To Whom It May (Barely) Concern at SCAMSOC,

Imagine my surprise when I went to sign up for ESOC Premier League 5, only to be greeted with the dreaded “Signups closed” message — one day late. Classic SCAMSOC behavior. It’s almost like you’re trying to keep real players out so your favorite treaty boomers can sneak through group stage without getting club rushed off the map.

This whole tournament is more padded than a Portuguese Town Center. Without me, it’s just skirm mirrors, TP grabbers, and people pretending that a 3 Hussar shipment is“aggression.” Meanwhile, I’m out here erasing GUIGS’s smurf account like it’s 2020 and ladder points actually meant something.

So here’s what you’re going to do: reopen signups, put FitzBro in the bracket, and let the club rush commence. Or don’t — and let SCAMSOC forever stand for "Soft Civs And Manipulated Seeds On Command."

FitzBro
Club Rush Connoisseur | Destroyer of GUIGS’s Smurf Account Perfect Record™ | #MakeTashunkeAge3Again

[gibson]

Yukietty vs we are the champions esque