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Kiribati SirCallen
Gendarme
Posts: 6734
ESO: KTRAlN
Location: Midwest best west

12 Jul 2018, 06:39

hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?
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Germany supernapoleon
Lancer
Posts: 551
ESO: Supernapoleon
Location: Munich

12 Jul 2018, 06:48

Only peopla with hight IQ (including myself) will understand this joke!
"I'M SOOOOOO GOOD AT THE GAME"
Hazza wrote: "I mad u win cos u get carried all game and have to lame every game"
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Germany japanesegeneral
Dragoon
Posts: 464
ESO: JapaneseGeneral
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 06:54

Happy birthday @Mitoe! Unfortunately I have no contribution to the topic.
6 petards a day keep the doctor away.
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Spain Snuden
Jaeger
Posts: 2466
ESO: Snuden
Location: x666 HQ

12 Jul 2018, 06:59

Your mom.
36: This herd, was not herded correctly towards his town center
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Germany yemshi
Jaeger
Posts: 2129
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 07:19

SirCallen wrote:hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?

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EDIT: shit, THAT was my 2k post?
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France Lecastete
Dragoon
Donator 02
Posts: 232
ESO: Lecastete
Location: France

12 Jul 2018, 07:25

EP "insert civ" EleGiggle
" Your wife looks like my feet" - Sirmusket 2018
"My micro is better than yours" - Sirmusket 2018

Why bow pike when can pike pike - Aiz
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European Union KoenigRother
Musketeer
Posts: 85
ESO: Darky_soocer
Location: Berlin

12 Jul 2018, 07:40

-darth mancltator (aka the manclers)
-umeu being every unknown good player
-optimus primes quadrillion accounts
-hazzas nicknames (hazzuli, harry etc)
-lord rofl (during tournaments when u pronounce his name too fast)
-OoS papist
-vanes patch
-RE iro
notoric treehugger
Turkey Hazza54321
Gendarme
Donator 01
Posts: 5042

12 Jul 2018, 07:46

I guess oos was funny , until people i dont find funny overused them
VeniVidiVici_W: lol bwinner, i dont need anyone to carry me to win vs you with your noobplay
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Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1414

12 Jul 2018, 07:49

Mod the ear!
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Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1414

12 Jul 2018, 07:49

EP EleGiggle
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No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8908

12 Jul 2018, 08:33

EP [insert unit/building] EleGiggle XD

EP Uhlans EleGiggle XD
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Armenia Sargsyan
Howdah
Donator 01
Posts: 1319
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

12 Jul 2018, 08:34

EP Wahls EleGiggle
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Italy tabben
Dragoon
Donator 01
Posts: 317
ESO: tabben

12 Jul 2018, 08:41

how can make more >>insert specific unit/units in general<< than me
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Netherlands edeholland
ESOC Community Team
Donator 01
Posts: 3517
ESO: edeholland
Location: the cloud
GameRanger ID: 4053888

12 Jul 2018, 09:39

We are forgetting some of the best.

1. After 2 minutes, a game hosted in a lobby is rated. Before 2 minutes, only quick search games are rated.
2. I say, thank you for the compliment!
3. Is X cheating?
4. Aizamk is an elifent
5. SirCallen Appreciation Day
6. Metis
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Sweden Gendarme
Gendarme
Donator 03
Posts: 5115
ESO: Gendarme

12 Jul 2018, 09:46

my respond always: "thank for the best joke :D"
Capitalization matters.https://pastebin.com/KEuaQCrR
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Germany yemshi
Jaeger
Posts: 2129
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 09:46

edeholland wrote:6. Metis


Well now we can /thread
No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8908

12 Jul 2018, 09:49

Breeze polls
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Armenia Sargsyan
Howdah
Donator 01
Posts: 1319
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

12 Jul 2018, 09:50

Gendarme jokes that no one gets
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Italy gamevideo113
Lancer
Posts: 689
ESO: gamevideo113

12 Jul 2018, 10:17

OP is to punctuation as Gibshon is to micro
Eat pasta, run fasta :love:
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Finland somppukunkku
Howdah
Donator 02
Posts: 1992

12 Jul 2018, 10:25

yo those are just some dank memes bro chill plz :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :uglylol: :uglylol: :hehe: :hehe:
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When I win, it's with homo, illegal and wrong strats.
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No Flag fightinfrenchman
Gendarme
Donator 03
Posts: 5162

12 Jul 2018, 11:52

Gichtenlord wrote:Mod the ear!


This isn't a joke
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Sweden Gendarme
Gendarme
Donator 03
Posts: 5115
ESO: Gendarme

12 Jul 2018, 11:54

No, but the current moderation policy is. I guess it depends on the perspective. ;)
Capitalization matters.https://pastebin.com/KEuaQCrR
No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8908

12 Jul 2018, 13:29

crypto corner :uglylol:
Turkey Hazza54321
Gendarme
Donator 01
Posts: 5042

12 Jul 2018, 14:44

gichtenlord and riki maps
VeniVidiVici_W: lol bwinner, i dont need anyone to carry me to win vs you with your noobplay
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India princeofcarthage
Retired Contributor
Posts: 1101
ESO: Sav0rybeef
Location: Milky Way!

12 Jul 2018, 14:46

What does England player/fan does after England wins world cup?
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Ans : They close their video games.
Fantastic Friday Showdown
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