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Kiribati SirCallen
Gendarme
Posts: 5978

12 Jul 2018, 06:39

hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?
They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."

The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
Germany supernapoleon
Dragoon
Posts: 469
ESO: Supernapoleon
Location: Munich

12 Jul 2018, 06:48

Only peopla with hight IQ (including myself) will understand this joke!
"I'M SOOOOOO GOOD AT THE GAME"
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Germany japanesegeneral
Dragoon
Posts: 412
ESO: JapaneseGeneral
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 06:54

Happy birthday @Mitoe! Unfortunately I have no contribution to the topic.
6 petards a day keep the doctor away.
Cyprus Snuden
Howdah
Posts: 1926
ESO: Snuden
Location: ESOC Crypto Corner!

12 Jul 2018, 06:59

Your mom.
36: This herd, was not herded correctly towards his town center
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Germany yemshi
Jaeger
Posts: 2023
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 07:19

SirCallen wrote:hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?

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EDIT: shit, THAT was my 2k post?
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France Lecastete
Skirmisher
Posts: 107
ESO: Lecastete
Location: France

12 Jul 2018, 07:25

EP "insert civ" EleGiggle
Sit down, be humble
European Union KoenigRother
Musketeer
Posts: 72
ESO: Darky_soocer
Location: Berlin

12 Jul 2018, 07:40

-darth mancltator (aka the manclers)
-umeu being every unknown good player
-optimus primes quadrillion accounts
-hazzas nicknames (hazzuli, harry etc)
-lord rofl (during tournaments when u pronounce his name too fast)
-OoS papist
-vanes patch
-RE iro
notoric treehugger
Great Britain Hazza54321
Jaeger
Posts: 4359

12 Jul 2018, 07:46

I guess oos was funny , until people i dont find funny overused them
Venividivici_w: i heard h20 signed up last minute. Prob waited for roby not signing up so he wouldnt get smashed again
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Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1363

12 Jul 2018, 07:49

Mod the ear!
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Bavaria Gichtenlord
Howdah
Donator 03
Posts: 1363

12 Jul 2018, 07:49

EP EleGiggle
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No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8065

12 Jul 2018, 08:33

EP [insert unit/building] EleGiggle XD

EP Uhlans EleGiggle XD
ZumZum says: Non-white people are inferior beings as they feel less than white people, such as himself. Thus, other rape victims suffer less trauma than white people. NeoNazioom thinks rape is bad when you rape white people, less bad if they aren't.
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Armenia Sargsyan
Lancer
Posts: 790
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger Id: 2106182

12 Jul 2018, 08:34

EP Wahls EleGiggle
"oh God what is your problem now? You can't poop?" - QueenOfDestiny
"I see you are new here. Welcome, friend!" - umeu
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Sweden tabben
Skirmisher
Donator 01
Posts: 156
ESO: tabben

12 Jul 2018, 08:41

how can make more >>insert specific unit/units in general<< than me
gibthedurrty: when i play perfect i am pr 50
gibthedurrty: if i played in 2014 i would win pk tourney

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Netherlands edeholland
ESOC Community Team
Donator 01
Posts: 2730
ESO: edeholland
Location: Not ede
GameRanger Id: 4053888

12 Jul 2018, 09:39

We are forgetting some of the best.

1. After 2 minutes, a game hosted in a lobby is rated. Before 2 minutes, only quick search games are rated.
2. I say, thank you for the compliment!
3. Is X cheating?
4. Aizamk is an elifent
5. SirCallen Appreciation Day
6. Metis
Whiteboards are remarkable
Not living in Ede
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In the beginning ESOC was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Sweden Gendarme
Jaeger
Donator 02
Posts: 3796
ESO: Gendarme

12 Jul 2018, 09:46

my respond always: "thank for the best joke :D"
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duck wrote:man it really sucks when you have to agree with gendarme on things
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Germany yemshi
Jaeger
Posts: 2023
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

12 Jul 2018, 09:46

edeholland wrote:6. Metis


Well now we can /thread
No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8065

12 Jul 2018, 09:49

Breeze polls
ZumZum says: Non-white people are inferior beings as they feel less than white people, such as himself. Thus, other rape victims suffer less trauma than white people. NeoNazioom thinks rape is bad when you rape white people, less bad if they aren't.
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Armenia Sargsyan
Lancer
Posts: 790
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger Id: 2106182

12 Jul 2018, 09:50

Gendarme jokes that no one gets
"oh God what is your problem now? You can't poop?" - QueenOfDestiny
"I see you are new here. Welcome, friend!" - umeu
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Italy gamevideo113
Lancer
Posts: 616
ESO: gamevideo113

12 Jul 2018, 10:17

OP is to punctuation as Gibshon is to micro
Eat pasta, run fasta :love:
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Finland somppukunkku
Howdah
Donator 02
Posts: 1713

12 Jul 2018, 10:25

yo those are just some dank memes bro chill plz :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :uglylol: :uglylol: :hehe: :hehe:
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When I win, it's with homo, illegal and wrong strats.
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No Flag fightinfrenchman
Jaeger
Donator 03
Posts: 4367

12 Jul 2018, 11:52

Gichtenlord wrote:Mod the ear!


This isn't a joke
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Sweden Gendarme
Jaeger
Donator 02
Posts: 3796
ESO: Gendarme

12 Jul 2018, 11:54

No, but the current moderation policy is. I guess it depends on the perspective. ;)
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duck wrote:man it really sucks when you have to agree with gendarme on things
No Flag umeu
Gendarme
Posts: 8065

12 Jul 2018, 13:29

crypto corner :uglylol:
ZumZum says: Non-white people are inferior beings as they feel less than white people, such as himself. Thus, other rape victims suffer less trauma than white people. NeoNazioom thinks rape is bad when you rape white people, less bad if they aren't.
Great Britain Hazza54321
Jaeger
Posts: 4359

12 Jul 2018, 14:44

gichtenlord and riki maps
Venividivici_w: i heard h20 signed up last minute. Prob waited for roby not signing up so he wouldnt get smashed again
My recently started youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChh6jN ... 15ZhFONCBg
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India princeofcarthage
ESOC Media Team
Posts: 1083
ESO: Sav0rybeef
Location: Milky Way!

12 Jul 2018, 14:46

What does England player/fan does after England wins world cup?
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Ans : They close their video games.
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